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    Wow, I could pay off my tuition

    By Hasselhoff
    Jul 9, '06 10:12 AM EST

    genuwine was not lying about that after party. But not so much Lord of the Flies. I would cruise promotional video. I watched for a while, but there was a point where I decided I'd rather go to my room and read. As I type this, there are 140 shirtless guys (only 8 girls and they are off in their own corner) dancing around to club music complete with disco ball, trying to pull each others' pants off. Some guy tried to rip my shirt off. About 25 of the guys are wearing sumo style diapers, so we are talking bare ass. They were all slapping ass and dancing on a stage. Some were spraying foam on the other guys while others were pouring wine coolers on each other. I kid you not. The funniest part is that part was called the Macho Dance and these guys were chanting "MACHO MACHO MACHO" the whole time.

    Photos were removed to protect the innocent. They were a limited time offer. If you are on the email newsletter list, they will be in there.


    • liberty bell

      Hasselhoff, this post has piqued my curiosity - and I haven't received the newsletter yet!! I'll put a postcard in the mail to you soon if you send along those crazy pics!

      Jul 10, 06 10:31 am  · 
      the silent observer

      Wow...what did you get yourself into?

      Jul 10, 06 11:45 am  · 
      brian buchalski

      wow, i'm completely lost

      Jul 10, 06 11:51 am  · 

      hmmm, see this short email says 'you have'n fun away from your computer- im jealous!

      Jul 10, 06 1:34 pm  · 

      I saw the photos when they were up.

      picture a bunch of skinny aisan men in sumo diapers, who look like they're at a rave.

      it was weird.

      Jul 10, 06 2:23 pm  · 

      I didn:t do the email newsletter yet this week. I:m busy tonight and tomorrow so maybe Thursday. I just wanted to put the macho dance out there while it was fresh in my mind.

      Jul 10, 06 7:53 pm  · 
      vado retro

      no one in those pictures was innocent!

      Jul 10, 06 8:33 pm  · 

      i totally forgot about the Macho dance.

      pretty strange huh?

      Jul 11, 06 6:46 pm  · 

      How in your life could you forget the macho dance?! It will haunt my nightmares into the grave.

      Jul 11, 06 7:43 pm  · 

      maybe that's just it, i chose to forget it because it was so disturbing :)

      hopefully you can get to this photo

      Jul 12, 06 11:55 am  · 

      perhaps i should take that photo off soon. not really sure how to though

      Jul 12, 06 11:59 am  · 

      Cant get in. Just takes me to a sign in screen.

      Jul 12, 06 11:55 pm  · 

      Zat is so hott. Mein Freizeitkliedung sind heiss. Tell me about ze verticality of ze urban mileu.

      Jul 13, 06 3:03 am  · 

      oh well, probley for the best. i was looking through my ofoto album from japan and found a few pictures of the festival and that particular picture was one of the macho dance, speedos masks and all.

      Jul 13, 06 2:34 pm  · 

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