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    By Hasselhoff
    Jan 24, '06 9:40 PM EST

    I knew there was a drug problem in Philly, but I've never seen so much crack in one place until today. Oh, wait, that was my Andrew WK look alike TA's asscrack. I really wish he would curb the nonconformist act a little and buy pants that fit. His hairy asscrack is not what I want to see whenever he moves .5 degree from vertical.

    Today in Photography we developed our first rolls of film. I have a feeling this is going to be an esay, yet time consuming, A. We practiced putting the film on the spool in the classroom with the lights turned off, but it wasn't totally dark. This one girl was dancing around, but I could see her. I don't think she knew that her little bootay shaking was visible.

    This one guy's entire roll of film was a total waste. One frame was exposed, and the rest never advanced so it was one long tranparent strip. This Chinese woman in my class couldn't even handle it. She kept grabbing my shoulder and shouting "Oh my God! Look at his FIIIIILM! He has no picture!" and laughing hysterically. The kid was like 5 feet away and undoubtedly heard her. I was trying so hard not to laugh. I felt bad for the kid, but this woman was just out of control.


    • b3tadine[sutures]

      make sure you ask about the "nose grease"

      Jan 25, 06 7:28 am  · 

      great advice on the nose grease! I also find it easier to roll film with my eyes closed, even though it's already dark.

      Jan 25, 06 2:25 pm  · 

      What's nose grease?

      Jan 25, 06 2:47 pm  · 

      face oil from between your nose and face. With proper care, it will fix scratches in the base (non-emulsion) side of negatives.

      Jan 25, 06 3:58 pm  · 

      Just looked it up. Sweet.

      Jan 25, 06 4:06 pm  · 

      I agree with fro9k on the "closing eyes in the dark" technique...taking advantage of your sixth sense.....yes, I said it.......

      Jan 25, 06 5:14 pm  · 

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