Jan '05 - Jan '07
Two brothers. One an incurable optimist (O), the other a hopeless pessimist (P).
The pessimistic brother gets tons of expensive gifts.
The optimistic gets a horse shit.
O: What did you get?
P: I got so many expensive presents at once, that this is probably my last Christmas. I must have some disease. I am dying.
O: Well, I got a horse but it's hiding somewhere around here.