bend over my sweet
soon enough you will be stung
yes, master is here

please spread your legs wide
brace them both on the foot stool
that's it, just like that

ready to breath deep?
it's going to hurt at first
you can take the pain

I will hold your hand
if it comforts you a bit
you need to relax

you will feel so good
after it's fully set in
and I cool you down

Bob is here with me
I need him to help grip you
so I can push hard

I'm getting ready
it feels nice and hot now
time for a deep breath

OK, here it comes!
No, plese don't fight it my sweet!
Bob, brace her some more!

No, it's gonna bend!
Hold it, I'm pushing real good
it's just so darn hard!

just one last push now
Bob, look how it fit just right
ohhhh, what an effort

let me ice you down
people will know who you are
anywhere you go

you're not the first one
your brothers and sisters have
all gotten it too

right in the backside
with all the strength I could give
and all the love too

so now you're branded
with the ranches coat of arms
you should be so proud

no filly no more
you'll be ready to race soon
you sweet little horse

Stingray softly sleeps
He does not move when I poke
Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke

A shout out to anyone that knows the reference.

giant squid was caught
on camera for the first time
in japan ocean!

oh please win a game
lord have mercy on the sox
the once strong white sox

jerk ass tom delay
broke some rules and now he needs
spanking from hot nurse

and the white sox rule
AL central was no match
world series... F*CK YEAH

friday. do some work.
get on with in and do work.
this week was a waste.

(hypothetical haiku... actually got a little bit done this week...)

its hard to believe
that nobody cares enough
to write a haiku

getting excited
saint nicholas will be here
in just eighty days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

taco bell fre sauce
splatters onto my keyboard
when i squeeze too hard

to 3ifs:

careful with your hand
you will shoot sticky stuff out
and that is just bad

bitch ran out on me
after I gave all I had
damn parking meter

the man likes dress codes
yet i am not my khakis
smirking revenge looms

come katrina come rita come
tsunami whatever
but stop man killin man wars

pakistan earthquake toll >
20,000 poor us
just felt like playing haiku.

i`m so bad playing this
you guys don`t
mind my haiku skills,damn

five seven five dude
learn it to write a haiku
cause six is too much

sick gutteral roars
eminating from stairwell
someone found the beast

The night has fallen
The object glows with spirit
Not architecture

seven samari walking tall all wanting to be architects

thome up to bat
pitcher thinks hes all bad ass
that's not coming back

grandpa did not see
our pale hose win the series
i wish you were here

lletdownl knows the truth
the white sox have no equal
make me drunk with wins

this thread was fun once
have no more haikus to share
why would you want more?

once were words
never was silence
let us *bump*
this thread again

Blue Cross, you goofed up.
I got a big check today.
Go buy me some beer.

Bought me a 40.
Twist. Sip. I think to myself,
"Do I drink too much?"

Can't blame the woman...
Though I sing "Baby Come Back"
Player was the band.

so hard for a girl
to be a lady architect
in this damn world

archinect is big
thread revisited
add you please

dear Cincinnati
desperately poor grad student
give me scholarships

Where are the police?
Baby Jesus please don't cry
They can learn "haiku"

Turn off this machine
Watch the boob tube for a while
Sleep, work, and repeat

window to Brooklyn
Bridge on the Skyline, chili
for lunch, or pizza?

(good one, AP)

~~~~~

My tummy grumbles
What to have for lunch….oh no!
Lemonade again.

Interview Thursday
Hopefully I will get work
Please wish me much luck.

"V.E., V.E. more."
I dislike developers.
Wait, just my client.

Today he asked me,
Can we V.E. c.m.u.?
I giggled aloud.

Your tummy grumbles?
I just ate my breakfast bar.
Timezones are silly.

Allergies are gross.
Sudafed nuked appetite.
My tummy is still.

You speed by
in your metal box,
Scourge of the planet.

I pedal harder,
still falling behind.
But my energy level soars.

pseudoephedrine
once easy and cheap to buy
silly meth head rejects

i hate those meth heads:
the bane of my existence.
harder to get meds.

cannot buy in bulk.
must stand in pharmacy line
more than once a month.

can't the pharmacist,
observing my mucus pour,
just sell me ten packs?

will my medicine
give me those meth face symptoms:
bad skin, rotten teeth?

hey rationalist
pedal-powered computer?
how many leed points?

pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pump pump pump pump pump
pump pump pumping cad

silly garpike,
refusing to understand
my beautiful poem

i am addicted
can't stop refreshing the page
must see all new posts

for only five bucks
could buy a ninety-six pack
namby you feel me?

would you believe that
i've never met a meth head
i'd like to kick one

meth heads may bite you
with their sharp and pointy teeth
infections abound

hey r, in my world
people commute peopleback
"gas" is not the same