immune system sucks.
twenty-four hour version
is what i must buy.

the most you can get
in one shopping trip today
is a pack of ten.

damnit damnit damn
damnit damnit damnit damnit damn
damnit damnit damn!

really, meth heads bite?
thanks for giving me nightmares.
should I dream them green?

meth heads and carnies
things that give me the willies
sunken faces suck

i moved to LA
partly to get far away
from pollen and such

now i take less pills
much less days of nose drip drip
and spicy food helps

Received bad haircut.
I asked for layers and such.
I have a helmut.

cris, do you hate clowns?
they scare my inner children
carnies scare my all

pollen bothers me
when every plant is fecund
on summer days. But

I will always be
tempted to pet friendly cats
everywhere I go.

so, you dislike clowns?
garpike, check my flickr!
nightmares for a month.

Public radio:
You make my workday fly by.
How I love thee so.

what are you trying?!
now i will die in my sleep!
you want me dead now?

clowns i can handle
except for it's pennywise
they all float indeed

npr is great
sorry about your helmut
just shave it all off!

hidden face scares me
kick chuck e. cheese from behind
but pooh bear's ok

i was a weird kid
and i am a weird adult
still hate santa claus

have to keep helmut,
shaved head = been there, done that.
i looked age 6 boy.

i have to ask you
has your helmet been approved
by ASTM?

the helmut is it
like a femmullet, or no?
or like a bowl cut?

I ate lunch today.
Lettuce, orange juice and pine nuts.
Trying not to wretch.


n_, how 'bout a shag?
Or a japanese hipster?
Party in the back....

dubk your lunch sounds
healthy but not really good!
lunch soon approaches...

ha ha, I asked n_
for a shag. Ummm...I don't like
girls, like that! Sorry.

I still have the shag,
Just a little helmut-y.
Me = Shag 4'eva.

Ha, you said bowl cut.
Definately not like that.
I would buzz that off.

ha, a bowl ain't cool
unless it's filled with jello
the green kind, of course

DubK hearts the n_,
You totally asked me to!
What's your sign, baby?

I am just teasing.
I am a fan of Craigslist,
for my dating needs.

dubk hit on n_!
it's ok, be who you are.
here, no one will judge! =P

i heart green jello
the food and video-band
both are nutritious

ha ha ha garpike
"little pig little pig let
me in" goes chorus

kraft said infringement
band then became green jellÿ
where are they today?

subsisting on green
jello as that is all they
can afford to eat

answers all that comes to mind.
wish i was clever!

really, half of tool?
it makes sense with their film stuff,
though would not have guessed.

I'm bringing it back baby! In honor of hot hot hot CAD standards:

structure is hairline
over two-hundred layers
but none is wall-struct

laughing in the dark
make2D command churns on
i read poop haikus

will you draw a plan
of me sitting in the dark
resurrecting threads?

long four years have passed
since happy architects worked
on raunchy poems

were you all employed?
i bet you're miserable now
ha ha ha ha ha

but for serious
help me in my endeavor
litter my inbox...

...with incessant chimes
archinect notifies me
when you poems post

old archinect 

threads had

some soul balls

and creativity

and

now misdirected

angst at the mirrored 

halls

new archinect threads

aren't really so lacking ...

though have less humor

Humor IS less: who

can forget great putdowns like

"You pee like a girl"?

sound the alarm joe!
witness the grand rebirth of
haiku excellence!

Downtrodden hunchback
drag your sorry ass to church
free food and free wine

calamitous rain
falls hard on Trump Tower
Chicago's eyesore

architecture sucks

Wish I didn’t take this path

I’m fucking lost now