it IS it IS just
a gross out fest for 'necters.
...nothing but class, guys.

sweet mother of god
I just saw a rat tail
slide down kitty's throat

haiku thread so fun
inappropriate poems
make us laugh more

haiku thread so fun
inappropriate poems
make us laugh alot

only seven hun-
dred twenty three more posts to
reach manteno's goal

of eight hundred twen-
ty five by five o'clock to-
day, everyone

steven ward the man
scolds nasty poem posters
he really laughs too

hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha

haha says steven
his thinly veiled 'fuck you'
makes me weep inside

junior high school dance
first time to pop a boner
slow dancing with girls

face it steven ward
you're a poo-poo fetishist
you love all of this

dog humping your leg
watch his tail move up and down
then kick his balls hard

architecture school
would have been better with more
penis metaphors

a teenager just
threw an egg at my Volvo
gonna slit his throat

little puppy dog
you think his poops smell bad now
wait till he's full grown

Boca Raton is
a popular killing field
for the Grim Reaper

ipod on random
just cued up ice ice baby
how'd this get on here?

drunk freshman roommate
left the party halfway through
no one saw him leave

stumbling through the streets
old lady beat his drunk ass
with her umbrella

swimming sounded good
dip in the schullkyll made sense
now hes wet and drunk

kind ghetto stranger
picked him from the gutter
dropped him at school

phone wakes me at 3
what the fuck are you saying
where are you dumbass?

your wallet is gone
you stink like i can't believe
your keys missing too

OH MY GOD WAKE UP
you sleepwalking jackass
pissing on my clothes

What bad luck I have
just tore the crack of my pants
exposing my butt

slip the finger in
look around, no one saw you
now eat that booger

Oh, a lemonade stand
how much will you stiff me for
capitalist pig

excuse me my friend
do you have some grey poupon
for me to poop on?

terribly itchy
your anus is begging you
scratch me good and hard

did you hear something
it must have been the baby
loud far for her size

did you hear something
it must have been the baby
loud fart for her size

soft little cat paws
awaken me while sleeping
tickeling my crotch

laughing my ass off
boss looks over and asks why
"nothing, internet..."

dried blood is a sign
that something bad just happened
in the urinal

this tapioca
looks like a sinus problem
I get in winter

bet you did not know
johnny cash had an affair
with Nancy Reagan

might as well stop now
I totally own this thread
recognize, you fools!

tonight while wife sleeps
i sit and write the haikus
manteno goes down

ive got something in my front pocket
for you, come hold it and squeeze it
and say how do you do

3ifs will be nuked
big time, with massive haiku
from poetry bomb

on another note
i ask what'o'what
happened to per corell's thread

animal instinct
takes over in the bedroom
she is fast asleep

creeping up the sheets
I am silent and deadly
close in for the kill

with a quickness
I extend my stiff stinger
her nectar soon flows

she wakes up screaming
flailing around the sheets
this way and that way

stop! stop! please, please stop!
she cries out in utter pain
it hurts! it hurts bad!

husband awakens
his dream of new fishing boat
was interrupted

concern for his wife
who is screaming and crying
can't see in the dark

what is wrong honey?
why are you screaming like that?
was it a bad dream?

no, I think it was
a bee or some kind of wasp,
bit me on my ass!

hurricane victims
have not been gettin' any
that's why they're stressed

girlfriend will insist
that I pop these big back zits
live on my web-cam

in dallas texas
cannibals live underground
eating redneck brains

peanut butter spoon
you really call that a lunch
no wonder you're fat

So dissapointed
Rita downgraded to three
I want destruction!!

sweat pours from my brown
I think about the children
wearing hand-me-downs

sweat pours from my brow
I think about the children
wearing hand-me-downs

hey there manteno
are you still sad that rita
changed her size and shape

thesis looms heavy
can't think any more of it
rather be in bed...

dust bunnies of late
threaten to engulf this place
must kill with a broom!

aol cds

aol cds
shiny emblems of corp'rate
capitalist bucks

old homeless man
furiously masturbates
outside my window

local peeping tom
just got turned off by the sight
of your unshaved bush

new boyfriend freaks out
slides hand into your panties
discovers a dick

toilet overflows
with pudding textured poo-poo
I smile and smell