our next door neighbor must be hung like a donkey his wife screams "oh yes!"
dried bloody doo-doo smeared all over the carpet old cat has problems
local peeping tom just got turned off by the sight of your unshaved bush --> the above poem sounds like it belongs in the onion headline thread
true story above kind of sad because the cat will be euthenized wife is real upset she's had the cat since college it's name is jo-jo glad to see it go always hisses at people real anti-social never liked me much bites when I try to pet it always sweet to wife must be the cookies she bribes her with all the time so she purrs loudly she's very upset wants to go to vet's office buy I say no way don't have the money been saving for trip to france no setbacks at all!
forgot to mention that the cat watches T.V. really creeps me out
promised lil' A.J. new bike for seventh birthday can't, bills for cat now
saturday night and studio is empty yet guess they're drinking lots
Stephen King's book “IT†has a fat kid character he hates poetry But haiku, oh yes! The rules of words in structure appeals to his mind The cute red-haired girl appeals to his young boy heart Writes a secret poem About her red hair burning fire in his soul Leaves for her to find That fat kid grew up He became an architect Sounds like Manteno
That fat kid demon Straighted his dam-building skills Did'nt he perish?
Acrobat Pro 7.0 Literally Overnight Putnam Dusty
Haiku are easy to construct just remember: five, seven then five.
Saturday Night's All Right for fighting, Saturday Nights Alright, alright?
Pretty German girl, Dead in Lucy's Gully. We're too small for that shit.
diabase thinks that counting was import for the ancient Vitruvius
Javier the Mighty Two thousand five twenty three, Beats everybody.
stale cereal, milk put on your best shirt and tie today it begins
a new day my friends the hurricanes' aftermath all over the news
Fat kid architect did well enough to own a private plane - yeah, right.
back to the tizzop the haiku thread goes again there's fun to be had
That LaTorpille Rose really pushed the envelope with news about cat
Damn Hurricane rain Flooded basement office space Sopping drawing rolls
Saturday Night Live just remembered lung brush sketch the best one ever
monday afternoon toothpicks prop my eyes open wish i was asleep
deciduous greens pale gray white cumulus sky drizzle becomes rain
optical war zone stepping out to lunch today pretty girls galore
I bet that you thought noodlin' has three syllables wrong, it's said "nood-lyn"
per correll draws swift in 3DH that is persistant is he
misscount i sure did fucking idiot i am time to go home now
i am back again may i have another thank you archinect
Trouble with Haiku Pity they are Addictive Witness Manteno.
they keep on quitting we have no employees now the boss ran them off and yet i roll on pump that cad you worthless dog the boss keeps yelling come back tomorrow bring your skills in on tuesday i will fire you yet do you want your pay then work harder you intern i own you fucker pump your own cad bitch i will not take this asshole exit stage left snaggle please don't leave yet i will have no employees what do you want then i think for a sec what could ever make me stay let us start with pay i make thirty thou' you cheap miserly bastard i want deep pockets next on the menu is my new dress code attire i want to be fly jeans everyday do not think i will not walk i mean what i say throw in that wallet the one that says bad mother fucker i mean now a company car what are you crying for fool do it yourself man that is what i thought respect my au-thor-i-ty i owe cartman hard just then i wake up with no demands met at all the boss standing there it is roughly noon i am so in trouble now my wife will beat me he took my train card i will have to walk home now life is sucking hard i keep on walking i can not call for a ride peace is not at home she wont be happy it is the third job this year she cannot find out a car honks at me i get hit with a bottle wrong hood to be white run your wallet boy it does not say bad mother i am broke as fuck rent is due again in a nice new apartment the wife will hate me the key gets turned it will be home for three days she left me a note she has some big news school finally took her in tuition cometh bills up to my ears dollar signs weigh down on me plastic owns me now now she frolics in at least there is no boyfriend seeing me she stops what did you do now her dreams shattering to dust the phone is ringing can we speek to mr the phone gets handed over a studio calls can you start soon sir you can wear all your blue jeans signing bonus too we need to know now there is only one spot left nothing holds me back a resounding yes timex has nothing on me rock on atlanta
english is the only subject i've evergotten an F in, so i hope i didn't fuck that up.
hot wax on butt cheeks while doing you from behind you love it kinked up
stupid bitch sheehan another damn PR stunt arrested, smiling
you guys make me laugh. thank you. march 1 is kickin my ass.
everything bagel garlic sesame goodness dammit its all gone
playground swings and rings how I yearn for my sweet youth recess was the best
disgruntled and mad forced to compromise values one day i'll be free
strange pain in thumb joint won't go away no matter how much I rub it
on bus this morning see black and white schnouzer dog crouched and taking poop owner standing by at the ready with baggie staring at dog's butt looking around bus other people are staring do they enjoy it? bus continues on I lose the good view I had dog was almost done keep thinking about the owner picking up poop humiliating then got to thinking with a new camera phone and a little stealth could take a picture of God's magnificent work doing it's business it's an incentive to go and buy a RAZR by Motorola been debating now for a few weeks and reading reviews of the phone still undecided it's fashion over function the naysayers say slow OS on phone VGA only photos no megapixel new ones coming soon there's a non flip-phone RAZR nice and thin and cool might hold out for it but it will be expensive for quite a while isn't it funny how watching a dog go poop stimulates the mind
lust for the razr consumer slut manteno its in my pocket
warm dogpile cleanup squish between baggied fingers who's the master here
my dearest 3ifs could you tell me how you like the moto razr? oh, about the poop watching women pick it up is just horrible
stoned friends talking a gift for mom from sports store? get her some knee pads
thin light and stylish what more could you ever want chicks dig my cool phone connect USB sync with outlook contact list plus laptop modem moto SLVR soon PEBL release imminent RAZR started it
an alternate gift get mom a purple skateboard laughs for neighborhood
know about SLVR but price will be expensive after it's release need something new now plus, many rebates out there free, and with headset not fond of flip phones but RAZR V3X is to be released soon better camera search the web for it and see all the improvements
uh oh manteno moto razr v3xnot in US, clown
getting excited pudding flaps are visible I force you to crouch moments away now from the application of antibiotics the bottle gets dropped a big mess is created you are so confused standing up quickly you slip on an ice-like floor total disarray yank up overalls one of the clasps is broken you look like hip-hop
you did not cry, just screamed when the Xacto plunged into your kneecap
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our next door neighbor
must be hung like a donkey
his wife screams "oh yes!"
dried bloody doo-doo
smeared all over the carpet
old cat has problems
local peeping tom
just got turned off by the sight
of your unshaved bush
-->
the above poem
sounds like it belongs in the
onion headline thread
true story above
kind of sad because the cat
will be euthenized
wife is real upset
she's had the cat since college
it's name is jo-jo
glad to see it go
always hisses at people
real anti-social
never liked me much
bites when I try to pet it
always sweet to wife
must be the cookies
she bribes her with all the time
so she purrs loudly
she's very upset
wants to go to vet's office
buy I say no way
don't have the money
been saving for trip to france
no setbacks at all!
forgot to mention
that the cat watches T.V.
really creeps me out
promised lil' A.J.
new bike for seventh birthday
can't, bills for cat now
saturday night and
studio is empty yet
guess they're drinking lots
Stephen King's book “ITâ€
has a fat kid character
he hates poetry
But haiku, oh yes!
The rules of words in structure
appeals to his mind
The cute red-haired girl
appeals to his young boy heart
Writes a secret poem
About her red hair
burning fire in his soul
Leaves for her to find
That fat kid grew up
He became an architect
Sounds like Manteno
That fat kid demon
Straighted his dam-building skills
Did'nt he perish?
Acrobat Pro 7.0
Literally Overnight
Putnam Dusty
Haiku are easy
to construct just remember:
five, seven then five.
Saturday Night's All
Right for fighting, Saturday
Nights Alright, alright?
Pretty German girl,
Dead in Lucy's Gully. We're
too small for that shit.
diabase thinks that
counting was import for the
ancient Vitruvius
Javier the Mighty
Two thousand five twenty three,
Beats everybody.
stale cereal, milk
put on your best shirt and tie
today it begins
a new day my friends
the hurricanes' aftermath
all over the news
Fat kid architect
did well enough to own a
private plane - yeah, right.
back to the tizzop
the haiku thread goes again
there's fun to be had
That LaTorpille Rose
really pushed the envelope
with news about cat
Damn Hurricane rain
Flooded basement office space
Sopping drawing rolls
Saturday Night Live
just remembered lung brush sketch
the best one ever
monday afternoon
toothpicks prop my eyes open
wish i was asleep
deciduous greens
pale gray white cumulus sky
drizzle becomes rain
optical war zone
stepping out to lunch today
pretty girls galore
I bet that you thought
noodlin' has three syllables
wrong, it's said "nood-lyn"
per correll draws swift
in 3DH that is
persistant is he
misscount i sure did
fucking idiot i am
time to go home now
i am back again
may i have another
thank you archinect
Trouble with Haiku
Pity they are Addictive
Witness Manteno.
they keep on quitting
we have no employees now
the boss ran them off
and yet i roll on
pump that cad you worthless dog
the boss keeps yelling
come back tomorrow
bring your skills in on tuesday
i will fire you yet
do you want your pay
then work harder you intern
i own you fucker
pump your own cad bitch
i will not take this asshole
exit stage left snaggle
please don't leave yet
i will have no employees
what do you want then
i think for a sec
what could ever make me stay
let us start with pay
i make thirty thou'
you cheap miserly bastard
i want deep pockets
next on the menu
is my new dress code attire
i want to be fly
jeans everyday
do not think i will not walk
i mean what i say
throw in that wallet
the one that says bad mother
fucker i mean now
a company car
what are you crying for fool
do it yourself man
that is what i thought
respect my au-thor-i-ty
i owe cartman hard
just then i wake up
with no demands met at all
the boss standing there
it is roughly noon
i am so in trouble now
my wife will beat me
he took my train card
i will have to walk home now
life is sucking hard
i keep on walking
i can not call for a ride
peace is not at home
she wont be happy
it is the third job this year
she cannot find out
a car honks at me
i get hit with a bottle
wrong hood to be white
run your wallet boy
it does not say bad mother
i am broke as fuck
rent is due again
in a nice new apartment
the wife will hate me
the key gets turned
it will be home for three days
she left me a note
she has some big news
school finally took her in
tuition cometh
bills up to my ears
dollar signs weigh down on me
plastic owns me now
now she frolics in
at least there is no boyfriend
seeing me she stops
what did you do now
her dreams shattering to dust
the phone is ringing
can we speek to mr
the phone gets handed over
a studio calls
can you start soon sir
you can wear all your blue jeans
signing bonus too
we need to know now
there is only one spot left
nothing holds me back
a resounding yes
timex has nothing on me
rock on atlanta
english is the only subject i've evergotten an F in, so i hope i didn't fuck that up.
hot wax on butt cheeks
while doing you from behind
you love it kinked up
stupid bitch sheehan
another damn PR stunt
arrested, smiling
you guys make me laugh. thank you. march 1 is kickin my ass.
everything bagel
garlic sesame goodness
dammit its all gone
playground swings and rings
how I yearn for my sweet youth
recess was the best
disgruntled and mad
forced to compromise values
one day i'll be free
strange pain in thumb joint
won't go away no matter
how much I rub it
on bus this morning
see black and white schnouzer dog
crouched and taking poop
owner standing by
at the ready with baggie
staring at dog's butt
looking around bus
other people are staring
do they enjoy it?
bus continues on
I lose the good view I had
dog was almost done
keep thinking about
the owner picking up poop
humiliating
then got to thinking
with a new camera phone
and a little stealth
could take a picture
of God's magnificent work
doing it's business
it's an incentive
to go and buy a RAZR
by Motorola
been debating now
for a few weeks and reading
reviews of the phone
still undecided
it's fashion over function
the naysayers say
slow OS on phone
VGA only photos
no megapixel
new ones coming soon
there's a non flip-phone RAZR
nice and thin and cool
might hold out for it
but it will be expensive
for quite a while
isn't it funny
how watching a dog go poop
stimulates the mind
lust for the razr
consumer slut manteno
its in my pocket
warm dogpile cleanup
squish between baggied fingers
who's the master here
my dearest 3ifs
could you tell me how you like
the moto razr?
oh, about the poop
watching women pick it up
is just horrible
stoned friends talking
a gift for mom from sports store?
get her some knee pads
thin light and stylish
what more could you ever want
chicks dig my cool phone
connect USB
sync with outlook contact list
plus laptop modem
moto SLVR soon
PEBL release imminent
RAZR started it
an alternate gift
get mom a purple skateboard
laughs for neighborhood
know about SLVR
but price will be expensive
after it's release
need something new now
plus, many rebates out there
free, and with headset
not fond of flip phones
but RAZR V3X is
to be released soon
better camera
search the web for it and see
all the improvements
uh oh manteno
moto razr v3x
not in US, clown
getting excited
pudding flaps are visible
I force you to crouch
moments away now
from the application of
antibiotics
the bottle gets dropped
a big mess is created
you are so confused
standing up quickly
you slip on an ice-like floor
total disarray
yank up overalls
one of the clasps is broken
you look like hip-hop
you did not cry, just
screamed when the Xacto plunged
into your kneecap
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