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A manual on traffic engineering excuses opens the gates for pointed criticism
Image: Gateway Engineers.
Im developing a new guide called the ‘Manual on Uniform Traffic Engineer Excuses’ or #MUTEE,” tweeted Boise-based planner Don Kostelec in a moment of genius.
“You get to name the chapters. Go!”
The responses were swift, and hilarious, and like so much humor carried painful truths.
— cal.streetsblog.org
Don Kostelec recently opened the door to traffic engineering jabs with a call for chapter titles on his Manual on Uniform Traffic Engineer Excuses. Some of these cutting responses are all too real...
Responses included chapter titles such as:
- Appendix 99 – A Listing of All Mandatory Design Features for All Forms of Alternative Transportation [This page intentionally left blank]
- Chapter 16: Sharrows: How to Apply the Single Ply Toilet Paper for Bike Infrastructure
- Chapter 13: Two-way Cycle Tracks Mean Highly Complex Intersections; Why You Should Just Use Sharrows Instead
- Chapter 44: Someday Dark Clothing Will Go Out of Style
- Introduction: Why the World Is Designed for Peak Hour Car Use and Not 24-Hour Use by Everybody Else
- Chapter 12: Induced Demand and Widening Projects: Tall Tales, Lies, and Other Falsehoods
- Chapter 5: How to Remove a Crosswalk – It’s too dangerous for pedestrians to cross here, wouldn’t want to give them a false sense of security.
Check out Don Kostelec’s Twitter feed @kostelecplan and along with all the other pointed responses.
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