diabase, it is fuckin dinner time in los angeles man..

abra - I think that I'll dine at home tonight thanks. Something with vegetables - maybe a ragu?

no memorial burgers for me neither. be careful a lot of cut fingers in sauces these days.

Reminds me of the time I saw this chica get her arm caught in a taffy puller.

I ain't never seen bones bend like that before...

rotten.com

put some guardrails...

reminds me of monty python's "The architect sketch":

There is a knock at the door.
Mr. Tid: Ah! That's probably the first architect now. Come in.
Mr. Wiggin enters.
Mr. Wiggin: Good morning, gentlemen.
Clients: Good morning.
Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these....
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses.
Clients: Ah.
Mr. Wiggin: Pity.
Clients: Yes.
Mr. Wiggin: (indicating points of the model) Mind you, this is a real beaut. None of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows incommoding the passers-by with this one. (confidentially) My life has been leading up to this.
Client 2: Yes, and well done, but we wanted an apartment block.
Mr. Wiggin: May I ask you to reconsider.
Clients: Well....
Mr. Wiggin: You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade.
Client 1: I'm sorry. We want a block of flats, not an abattoir.

ROFL simples, that's fuckin' great!

i think i first saw this on archinect years ago...p2an posted the entire sketch starting at around 3:20min of the youtube link...i always thought it was funnier reading it though...

omg, the second architect in that skit reminded me so much of my first review

You know, if you have to hold your model up at presentation to make sure it doesn't fall down that may be a sign of something wrong.