I SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS

i usually smirk and move on. on friday i saw the first one to make me laugh out loud in a long time:

bipartisanship: i'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass.

One of my all time favorites:

"Plants and Animals are Disappearing from the Earth to Make Room for Your Fat Ass"

I have a friend who made a killing with the "Mean People Suck" stickers...he made enough to start his own fulltime screenprinting company...and still prints the stickers as they are needed.

A couple I thought were pretty funny:

"Eschew Obfuscation"

and one with a photo of Bush with the words "Quagmire Accomplished" behind him

oh so classy bumper sticker:

'Breast Exam - 10 Feet Ahead'

and my favorite vanity plate:

JST PMS

"What's the difference between pierced people and unpierced people? Pierced people don't care if you don't have any piercings." (Tshirt)

"If you can read this, STOP TAILGATING ME!!!" (bumper, obviously)

UFO'S ARE REAL
THE AIR FORCE ISN'T.

saw this one recently...

"WWLDD - What Would Larry David Do?"

The WWLDD all caps in blue sans-serif centered over the tag line. White background.

Totally brilliant.

adorned by a surprising number of pickups and ford escorts in my hometown:

"I've Got Mud In My Blood!"

my other suv is an suv

"I read banned books" - not funny, but thoughtful.

"give war a chance" - scary. although I know it's in retaliation of the "give peace a chance" stickers, it still doesn't make sense.

"if you're riding my ass at least pull my hair" - eww. normally the owner of said decorated car is a nasty, fat-ass chick who somehow has an inflated ego

W.W.B.D.?

What would Bubba Do?

(Going to school in the south was interesting)

There was a pik floating roudnt he net of a biker with a T-Shirt with "If you can read this, by bitch has fallen off" on the back.

Have we had "Down With Stuff" yet?

Give Pizza Chance - Mellow Mushroom

antipod beat me to it with the bikers t-shirt.

bumper sticker for the green party:

'vote green, and im aware of the irony'.

"Jesus is coming. Look busy"

"My son is inmate of the month at state penatentary"

and one that brought a heartfelt smile to my face considering i saw it on a car in the middle of orange county "BUCK FUSH"

"heckuva job BROWNIE"

"no one needs a mink coat. except for minks."

....obviously

stickers and other insignia are like tatoos cars wear, pimping driver's further vanity/identity. their sub groups includes but not limited to;
1. latin lovers
2. don't fuck with me types
3. white american conservative/liberal
3. surfers insignia
4. constitutional issue opinions
5. about driving habits combined with sexual innuendos
6. true originals
7. homesicks with country, state, city, suburb id tags, flags
8. hobby groups
9. trades
10. lifestyle advocates (go climb a mountain or gone fishin')
11.sports related
12. frats and sororities and their school
13. war and peace preferences
14. radio station advocates/rock music related
15. JESUS and variations
16. anti christ subliminals
17. parents catagories
18. triple-A and other membershoping
19. graphics onlees
20. 'ridin' newspapers' with tons of stickers with a story (good to have one in front of you during rush hour, a disappearing art form)
21. car lovers with gas staion handout stickers such as gastro oil, 76.
22. absolutely nature loving tax payer types
23. supporters of loosing political candidates still getting attention for their loyalty. usually x campaigner and on an suv
24. people sticking police dept public relation stickers, thinking cops will be sympethatic on a pull over action.

next; personalized license plate sub groups..

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i have that on my rear window

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"My other vehicle is the Mahayana"

i saw this one the other day:

iraq - america's 51st state

I saw a homemade one yesterday that read...
"Bush proved that you can fool 38% percent of the people all the time."


Also..I alsway laugh when I see that fish emblem..wher eth big fish has the word TRUTH ( all capital) in it..and the small fish reading - "darwin" is being eaten...

....or the Magnetic "Support our Troops" ribbon that has a cross in the middle and is camoflaged...Man , there are so many differtn things wrong with that...not to mention teh ugliness of it...

<It appears that the major problelm with some Christians seems to be their complete lack of capacity for Abstract Intelligence.>


and of course..my all time favorate lately is ..the

"Yellow Magnetic Ribbon that Reads Support the Magnetic Sticker Companies of China"

in Cursive.

I once wrote "look up when you walk" on a sidewalk on OSU campus. I sat for hours watching reactions.

I am an asshole.

I wanted to make one

'Jesus is the reason for the treason'

I have a

'I (heart) Tacos Villa Corona'

bumber sticker (it is my favorite burrito place)

hi garpike;)

"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot"

ha, forgot about this thread! saw this a few weeks ago:

'will SOMEONE hurry and give bush a blowjob so we can impeach him already?!

not a bumper sticker but always good to see in indianastan...

ok, not really humorous, but I like it anyway.

some new ones:

"The more hair i lose, the more head i get" wtf?

"Impeachment is too good for them" - my colleague's lady friend coined this one!

I worked at northern sun for a summer during college. quippy pithy political commentary/ sayings on mugs/t-shirts/bumper stickers is pretty much how they bring in the bread.

http://www.northernsun.com/