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Smokety Mc Smoke Smoke

I SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS

Nov 29, 05 11:56 pm  · 
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Smokety Mc Smoke Smoke
Nov 30, 05 12:00 am  · 
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i usually smirk and move on. on friday i saw the first one to make me laugh out loud in a long time:

bipartisanship: i'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass.

Apr 24, 06 11:17 am  · 
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NSJ

One of my all time favorites:

"Plants and Animals are Disappearing from the Earth to Make Room for Your Fat Ass"

Apr 24, 06 11:33 am  · 
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chupacabra

I have a friend who made a killing with the "Mean People Suck" stickers...he made enough to start his own fulltime screenprinting company...and still prints the stickers as they are needed.

Apr 24, 06 11:47 am  · 
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RKTechture

A couple I thought were pretty funny:

"Eschew Obfuscation"

and one with a photo of Bush with the words "Quagmire Accomplished" behind him

Apr 24, 06 11:52 am  · 
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drums please, Fab?

oh so classy bumper sticker:

'Breast Exam - 10 Feet Ahead'

and my favorite vanity plate:

JST PMS

Apr 24, 06 12:02 pm  · 
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"What's the difference between pierced people and unpierced people? Pierced people don't care if you don't have any piercings." (Tshirt)

"If you can read this, STOP TAILGATING ME!!!" (bumper, obviously)

Apr 24, 06 1:29 pm  · 
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Janosh

UFO'S ARE REAL
THE AIR FORCE ISN'T.

Apr 24, 06 3:11 pm  · 
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mightylittle™

saw this one recently...

"WWLDD - What Would Larry David Do?"

The WWLDD all caps in blue sans-serif centered over the tag line. White background.

Totally brilliant.

Apr 24, 06 3:16 pm  · 
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_other_

adorned by a surprising number of pickups and ford escorts in my hometown:

"I've Got Mud In My Blood!"

Apr 24, 06 4:00 pm  · 
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mcf1983

my other suv is an suv

Apr 24, 06 5:16 pm  · 
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mab82

"I read banned books" - not funny, but thoughtful.

"give war a chance" - scary. although I know it's in retaliation of the "give peace a chance" stickers, it still doesn't make sense.

"if you're riding my ass at least pull my hair" - eww. normally the owner of said decorated car is a nasty, fat-ass chick who somehow has an inflated ego

Apr 24, 06 6:48 pm  · 
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crispin

W.W.B.D.?

What would Bubba Do?

(Going to school in the south was interesting)

Apr 24, 06 6:48 pm  · 
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crowbert
Apr 24, 06 7:01 pm  · 
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antipod

There was a pik floating roudnt he net of a biker with a T-Shirt with "If you can read this, by bitch has fallen off" on the back.

Have we had "Down With Stuff" yet?

Apr 25, 06 8:41 am  · 
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mcf1983

Give Pizza Chance - Mellow Mushroom

Apr 25, 06 10:01 am  · 
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upside

antipod beat me to it with the bikers t-shirt.

bumper sticker for the green party:

'vote green, and im aware of the irony'.

Apr 25, 06 10:26 pm  · 
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Nevermore
Apr 26, 06 2:17 am  · 
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adso

"Jesus is coming. Look busy"

Apr 26, 06 12:28 pm  · 
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Jrocc

"My son is inmate of the month at state penatentary"

and one that brought a heartfelt smile to my face considering i saw it on a car in the middle of orange county "BUCK FUSH"

Apr 26, 06 2:36 pm  · 
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el jeffe

"heckuva job BROWNIE"

Apr 26, 06 5:14 pm  · 
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"no one needs a mink coat. except for minks."

....obviously

Apr 27, 06 10:47 pm  · 
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stickers and other insignia are like tatoos cars wear, pimping driver's further vanity/identity. their sub groups includes but not limited to;
1. latin lovers
2. don't fuck with me types
3. white american conservative/liberal
3. surfers insignia
4. constitutional issue opinions
5. about driving habits combined with sexual innuendos
6. true originals
7. homesicks with country, state, city, suburb id tags, flags
8. hobby groups
9. trades
10. lifestyle advocates (go climb a mountain or gone fishin')
11.sports related
12. frats and sororities and their school
13. war and peace preferences
14. radio station advocates/rock music related
15. JESUS and variations
16. anti christ subliminals
17. parents catagories
18. triple-A and other membershoping
19. graphics onlees
20. 'ridin' newspapers' with tons of stickers with a story (good to have one in front of you during rush hour, a disappearing art form)
21. car lovers with gas staion handout stickers such as gastro oil, 76.
22. absolutely nature loving tax payer types
23. supporters of loosing political candidates still getting attention for their loyalty. usually x campaigner and on an suv
24. people sticking police dept public relation stickers, thinking cops will be sympethatic on a pull over action.

next; personalized license plate sub groups..

May 5, 07 4:14 pm  · 
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May 5, 07 4:15 pm  · 
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May 5, 07 4:15 pm  · 
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i have that on my rear window

May 5, 07 4:16 pm  · 
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Apurimac

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May 5, 07 4:36 pm  · 
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Apurimac
May 5, 07 4:37 pm  · 
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bowling_ball

"My other vehicle is the Mahayana"

May 5, 07 5:03 pm  · 
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n_

i saw this one the other day:

iraq - america's 51st state

May 5, 07 5:13 pm  · 
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ff33º

I saw a homemade one yesterday that read...
"Bush proved that you can fool 38% percent of the people all the time."


Also..I alsway laugh when I see that fish emblem..wher eth big fish has the word TRUTH ( all capital) in it..and the small fish reading - "darwin" is being eaten...

....or the Magnetic "Support our Troops" ribbon that has a cross in the middle and is camoflaged...Man , there are so many differtn things wrong with that...not to mention teh ugliness of it...

<It appears that the major problelm with some Christians seems to be their complete lack of capacity for Abstract Intelligence.>


and of course..my all time favorate lately is ..the

"Yellow Magnetic Ribbon that Reads Support the Magnetic Sticker Companies of China"

in Cursive.

May 5, 07 5:31 pm  · 
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garpike

I once wrote "look up when you walk" on a sidewalk on OSU campus. I sat for hours watching reactions.

I am an asshole.

May 5, 07 5:34 pm  · 
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mdler

I wanted to make one

'Jesus is the reason for the treason'

May 5, 07 8:33 pm  · 
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mdler

I have a

'I (heart) Tacos Villa Corona'

bumber sticker (it is my favorite burrito place)

May 5, 07 8:34 pm  · 
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mdler

hi garpike;)

May 5, 07 8:36 pm  · 
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squaresquared

"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot"

May 6, 07 1:22 am  · 
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ha, forgot about this thread! saw this a few weeks ago:

'will SOMEONE hurry and give bush a blowjob so we can impeach him already?!

May 6, 07 6:48 am  · 
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garpike
Aug 21, 07 9:12 pm  · 
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garpike
Aug 21, 07 9:13 pm  · 
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vado retro

not a bumper sticker but always good to see in indianastan...

Aug 21, 07 9:21 pm  · 
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ok, not really humorous, but I like it anyway.

Aug 21, 07 9:37 pm  · 
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sameolddoctor

some new ones:

"The more hair i lose, the more head i get" wtf?

"Impeachment is too good for them" - my colleague's lady friend coined this one!

Aug 21, 07 9:40 pm  · 
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n_
Dick Cheney eats kittens.
Aug 21, 07 9:41 pm  · 
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Aug 21, 07 9:57 pm  · 
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Travis Woodward

I worked at northern sun for a summer during college. quippy pithy political commentary/ sayings on mugs/t-shirts/bumper stickers is pretty much how they bring in the bread.

http://www.northernsun.com/

Aug 21, 07 10:20 pm  · 
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