Unbeknownst to many, the electromagnetic interaction between Ditka's moustache and hair create a force field of blue-collar badassness that radiates in all directions.
It is rumored that Ditka was once hired as a site supervisor for a general contractor; he never once went to the site, but simply placed his sunglasses and a few moustache hairs on a barrel near the site. The project was completed ahead of schedule and under budget.
When the Bears played the Saints, Ditka got his hair cut in New Orleans. The Army Corps paid Ditka for the hairs which are now protecting the city from hurricanes and floods.
Turner canceled its military recruitment program because Ditka's 110 year-old grandfather showed up and did all of Turner's jobs at once.
Ditka once masturbated in a VW bus behind an office park. This bus is now known as Optimus Prime.
i heard when phizer decided to develop a formula for rogaine, they payed ditka 80 million dollars for one of his chest hairs to make the product out of. it was the most lucrative investment they ever made.
a long time ago, there was a football player who had difficulty catching the ball so mike ditka invented stickum. he did this by masturbating for two seconds, which created the original million gallan batch that football players still use today. it is currently stored in salt caverns outside of jacksonville, texas. in order to access the stuff, the stickum company employees must wear radiation suits, because mike ditka's semen is radioactive.
even though mike ditka doesn't coach the chicago bears anymore, the reason the new soldier field renovation looks the way it does is because mike ditka didn't approve the original design and "had his way with things." since that moment, the chicago bears have had to pay out millions of dollars in psycological treatments to their employees.
the reason mike ditka had a heart attack was because he was so bad ass that his heart stopped. this did not matter because mike ditka only needs his mustache to survive.
ditka
Make good designs...
Or I'll kick your ass.
Did Belichick take that picture?
Unbeknownst to many, the electromagnetic interaction between Ditka's moustache and hair create a force field of blue-collar badassness that radiates in all directions.
It is rumored that Ditka was once hired as a site supervisor for a general contractor; he never once went to the site, but simply placed his sunglasses and a few moustache hairs on a barrel near the site. The project was completed ahead of schedule and under budget.
When the Bears played the Saints, Ditka got his hair cut in New Orleans. The Army Corps paid Ditka for the hairs which are now protecting the city from hurricanes and floods.
Turner canceled its military recruitment program because Ditka's 110 year-old grandfather showed up and did all of Turner's jobs at once.
Ditka once masturbated in a VW bus behind an office park. This bus is now known as Optimus Prime.
you're my ditka.... my ditka...
ditka vs chuck norris
i heard when phizer decided to develop a formula for rogaine, they payed ditka 80 million dollars for one of his chest hairs to make the product out of. it was the most lucrative investment they ever made.
a long time ago, there was a football player who had difficulty catching the ball so mike ditka invented stickum. he did this by masturbating for two seconds, which created the original million gallan batch that football players still use today. it is currently stored in salt caverns outside of jacksonville, texas. in order to access the stuff, the stickum company employees must wear radiation suits, because mike ditka's semen is radioactive.
even though mike ditka doesn't coach the chicago bears anymore, the reason the new soldier field renovation looks the way it does is because mike ditka didn't approve the original design and "had his way with things." since that moment, the chicago bears have had to pay out millions of dollars in psycological treatments to their employees.
the reason mike ditka had a heart attack was because he was so bad ass that his heart stopped. this did not matter because mike ditka only needs his mustache to survive.
can't we make up our own?
inspirational purposes.
i'm going to add these to that website later
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