ayy matey...i've got me parrot on me shoulder and everything...

aaarg, he's a bit o' history for ya'...i walked into a bar this morning, with me ship's steering wheel at me waist...the baaaaar-tender said what's with the steering wheel matey??

i said they're driving me nutz!!

to the plank all of yous!

-aka Cap'n Frosty Ones

just had aaaaarrrrrrby's for lunch


ugh

i be hearing they aaaarrrrrr givin away free trips to whore island. dirty pirate hookers as far as the eye can see.

it gives shiver me timbers a whole new meaning.

ayyyy...whore island is full of curses and drinking...the ladies, if ye' be calling them that, are the ones who cursed me with me screenname!

scrubbing me decks ever since...

this joke is pretty lame, but i like it and it worked well in may:

me: "hey did you see that new pirate movie?"

you: "pirates of the caribbean?"

me: "no, the one that's rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

well i am glad that has explained why the flickr logo has a frigg'n skull and crossbones flag on it!

So what school do you guys think I should go to to get my Master of Aaarrrrrrrrchitecture?

pirate booty on the high seas of the internet

For rationalist and tumbles:

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How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?

A buck-an-ear!

aaarrrdy-har-har-harrrgh.

piratess are cool...until you meet real pirates and shit your pants. then they just suck.

yeah you probably know more about pirates than any of us

shiver me timbers

It's been a haaaaarrrrrrrd day. I'm going to bed. G'night.