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"bouge" nudity and huh what? Scheisse mein whiskey helicopter architect paul

WonderK

hi guys. I'm drunk and people are in my pool. They say hi:

Mdler
garpike
tumbleweed
rationalist
whitllam
(me)

We want paul! (and a helicopter)

Where is alexander?

(they made me post this)

 
Aug 12, 07 2:40 am
n_

Funniest, Thread, Title. Ever.

I'm glad you made it to California safe and sound.

Aug 12, 07 3:35 am  · 
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vado retro

i woulda never guessed you were drinking!

Aug 12, 07 7:59 am  · 
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i thought it was another thread about spam poetry.

Aug 12, 07 8:12 am  · 
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b3tadine[sutures]

save some alcohol for the rest of the world...

Aug 12, 07 8:24 am  · 
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in honor of wonderk's arrival (well, not exactly, but...) i had two bottles of that new miller chill at a friend's house last night.

my verdict:
dangerous because very tasty and not at all like beer. more like beer soda. requires a conscious effort to stop drinking; you could seriously run through a six pack in an hour or so. only made slightly less dangerous by the fact that it's not at all cheap.

Aug 12, 07 8:40 am  · 
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liberty bell

A pool at night....sigh, I miss the West.

Enjoy, kids!

Aug 12, 07 8:54 am  · 
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now liberty....my daughter was swimming in a pool last night in memphis.

Aug 12, 07 10:56 am  · 
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Anyone else have a hangover?

Aug 12, 07 2:01 pm  · 
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hey! somebody's up!

Aug 12, 07 2:03 pm  · 
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yeah. I can never manage to sleep in properly after a night of drinking.

Aug 12, 07 2:24 pm  · 
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WonderK

Oh my goodness.

The agony that I am in right now is my punishment for starting this thread.

I should mention that the thread title was actually a group effort.....it was like Mad Libs. Everyone contributed a word. mdler, of course, contributed the "archinect paul" part.

Also I wrote the entire thing on an iPhone! Over the pool! whitllam was very nervous, lol.

Aug 12, 07 2:57 pm  · 
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stephanie

awwh! this thread is cute!!

Aug 12, 07 3:00 pm  · 
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good way to break in a new roommate, wonderk!

Aug 12, 07 3:00 pm  · 
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garpike

I have a hangover. woo...

I have to try that Chill. I always see it staring at me on the shelf. Thanks for convincing me, Steven.

Aug 12, 07 3:09 pm  · 
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garpike

whitlam's iPhone was hovering over the pool as this post was created. I was nervous for him.

I sit here and wonder "Why do I hate my body so much? Why must I feel like crap on my first day off in 22 days?"

Aug 12, 07 3:11 pm  · 
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Well, I think that the cure lies in brunch. In fact, it's time to call WonderK and arrange such. I hope the phone ring doesn't hurt her head too much.

Aug 12, 07 3:17 pm  · 
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garpike

Hmmm... please post plans.

No champagne please!

Aug 12, 07 3:20 pm  · 
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garpike

p.s. Go Protestant Atheists!

Aug 12, 07 3:32 pm  · 
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WonderK

We are going to 9748 Washington Blvd. in Culver City. Please join us!

I am feeling good enough now to actually consider food, which is progress.

Aug 12, 07 3:32 pm  · 
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Meeting at 1:15. I don't think there's champagne there, but even if there is you needn't order it.

Aug 12, 07 3:40 pm  · 
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garpike

"Country Diner." Tasty. Not in my cards, though... I like my chair.

Aug 12, 07 3:41 pm  · 
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I see a line outside that place every weekend morning, so I figured there had to be something to it.

Aug 12, 07 4:04 pm  · 
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you know I saw this title for the thread and wondered what the hell! If only i know it was all WONDER

Aug 12, 07 5:19 pm  · 
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Apurimac

good times guys, i too was hungover this morning

Aug 12, 07 5:29 pm  · 
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mdler

its a damn shame that I dropped the $50 bottle of whiskey in the stairwell of Tumble's apartment as we were heading over to DubK's

Aug 12, 07 8:09 pm  · 
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whoa. mdler's first comment here was about whiskey and NOT about the 'nudity' in the thread title?!

Aug 12, 07 8:33 pm  · 
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larslarson

this thread makes me want to move to LA...

Aug 12, 07 8:38 pm  · 
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garpike

LA is wonderful. The stairwells smell like fancy bums.

Aug 13, 07 1:25 am  · 
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WonderK

Well, my hangover is still lingering a little, 24 hours later. Impressive. I don't think that's happened since, uh, never. I will sleep well tonight.

Aug 13, 07 1:44 am  · 
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whitllam

Hangovers? What a bunch of wimps... but of course I only drank wine and stayed away from the hard liquor enjoyed by most others. Hey, I had to drive home; It's not like LA has a great public transit system linking downtown with the west side!

And yes, in hindsight, I probably should not have let slightly inebriated persons use my iPhone while dangling their feet in a tepid, non-bubbly hot tub.

Aug 13, 07 4:20 am  · 
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daaaaaaaaaaamn, I TOTALLY MISSED IT!! :((

any chance of a sequel this summer??

Aug 13, 07 12:54 pm  · 
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awesome... welcome to LA WonderK!

Aug 13, 07 1:22 pm  · 
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mdler

Hey Archinect Paul,

where were you???? Where is my helicopter???? Where are the hot tub bubbles???

Aug 13, 07 1:33 pm  · 
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WonderK

alexander, I was wondering where you were! There will definitely be a sequel....

Paul, thank you!

Um, I'm missing a couple of wee glasses.....which were used for whiskey consumption....if anyone knows of their whereabouts, could you let me know? My OCD nerve has kicked in....I already checked the hot tub, thanks.

Aug 13, 07 2:03 pm  · 
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If you already checked the hot tub, then I'm clueless. I would've thought that would be the only place they could be.

Aug 13, 07 2:12 pm  · 
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vado retro

wk did u move into jackie treehorn's place?

Aug 13, 07 2:44 pm  · 
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oh, and there will definitely be something else happening in September, to help me bid farewell to LA and all the great people here. I'm just not sure what or when yet, or whether WonderK's tepid tub will be involved.

Aug 13, 07 5:56 pm  · 
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mdler

rationalist

I dont know if you are allowed to say 'WonderK's tepid tub' on Archinect

Aug 13, 07 6:08 pm  · 
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why ever not?

Aug 13, 07 6:29 pm  · 
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mdler

sorry for peeing in your hot tub, dubK

Aug 13, 07 7:01 pm  · 
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vado retro

were you trying to warm it up mdling?

Aug 13, 07 7:17 pm  · 
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i'm sure everybody else peed too.

Aug 13, 07 7:22 pm  · 
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JMBarquero/squirrelly

someone forgot to invite me.....boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hahahaha
I grilled DUbs for that enough already! She promised not to forget me this next time around :)

Aug 13, 07 7:31 pm  · 
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mdler

vado

I was.

And may I mention that I was suffereing from serious shrinkage that night

Aug 13, 07 8:19 pm  · 
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I don't think anyone was looking, mdler. And I really hope you're joking about peeing in the hot tub.

Aug 13, 07 8:27 pm  · 
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vado retro

nothing quite like a relaxing soak in hot bubbling pee.

Aug 13, 07 8:29 pm  · 
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where are the pictures of the lovely night. Those far away want to at least experience the madness second hand

Aug 13, 07 9:15 pm  · 
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WonderK

I meant to take pictures but as it turned out, I forgot. It's probably for the best as we were all a bit compromised that evening. I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I think the equation looks like this:

garpike + rationalist + mdler + tumbleweed = WonderK drunk

PS. I'm sorry again squirrelly! Guess I'll just have to have another party....

Aug 13, 07 11:04 pm  · 
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whitllam

So, I guess I'm the only one who doesn't force WonderK into drunkenness by their mere presence? ;-)

Aug 14, 07 3:22 am  · 
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garpike

No no whitlam is equally important. Especially with his early arrival. He showed a strong commitment to getting or at least experiencing dubK's drunkening.

Aug 14, 07 3:55 am  · 
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