Alex Trebek: Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs. That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery has set a new "Jeopardy" record with -$230,000.
AT: Well, all you had to do was write down a number. And you wrote...Threeve. A combination of three and five. Simply stunning. And you wagered...Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless.
Connery: Well your were wrong you mountebank. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Trebek: I dint want to hear it.
Connery: What is the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck ... i cant remember how it ends but your mother is a whore.
Alex Trebek: Unbelievable. And finally, Sean Connery asked himself: (Show half a picture of a horse having sex w/ Trebek) Ok, I, I think I know where this is going. Let me just see here, (Looks over podium ) Yeah, yeah, that's a horse having sex with me. Ok. That's beautiful.
in honor of the SNL jeopardy posts...
Alex Trebek: Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs. That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery has set a new "Jeopardy" record with -$230,000.
"I'll take anal bum cover for $500 Alex."
"That's An Album Cover!"
can you tell I'm having a very slow day, lol.
Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
haha- same here- i'm in detail hell
Bill Cosby, Sharon Osborne, Sean Connery
"I'll take the rapists for $1000, Alex."
"It's THERAPSISTS Sean, therapasists."
er, that's THERAPISTS.
Apparently I can't spell. Where's out edit button?
AT: write a number, any number will do
AT: Well, all you had to do was write down a number. And you wrote...Threeve. A combination of three and five. Simply stunning. And you wagered...Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless.
Category: "colors that are red" lmao
I'll take Jap Anus Relations for $200
Sean Connery: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400.
Alex Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.
Connery: Damn!
Trebek: And the answer is: This movie title is taken from the name of the book "Gone With The Wind." Mr. Sean Connery.
Connery: Dolly Parton!
Trebek: Titles, Mr. Connery. Not Titties!
Connery: Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?
"buck futter!"
I'm still laughing at the "Texas with a dollar sign in front of it"....
:-D
Bjork: Everything is music. When I go home, I throw knickers in the oven and it's music. Crash, boom, bang! (makes indistinct noises) (buzz)
i reminisced and listened to a few of the snl takes on youtube. i think i started hyperventilating from trying to laugh quietly in the office
trebek: 'this is the sound a dog makes'
Connery: Mooooooo
trebek: '.......No, anyone else'
Connery: Well thats the sound your Mother made last night
Trebek: this is the only month that begins with a "Feb"
Connery: Febtober!
Connery: Well your were wrong you mountebank. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Trebek: I dint want to hear it.
Connery: What is the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck ... i cant remember how it ends but your mother is a whore.
Alex Trebek: Months That Start With Feb for $800. This is the only month that starts with Feb. [ Sean Connery buzzes in ] Mr. Connery?
Sean Connery: Febtober!
Trebek:No. [ Calista Flockhart buzzes in ] Calista Flockhart.
Calista Flockhart: What is.. Febturday?
Trebek: No.
Connery: She said turd!
Trebek: I hate you! The answer was February. That's the month that starts with Feb. It was last month!
Connery: Aha! A trick question!
Trebek: Yeah, it was a trick question, Mr. Connery.
My favorite moment...
Alex Trebek: Unbelievable. And finally, Sean Connery asked himself: (Show half a picture of a horse having sex w/ Trebek) Ok, I, I think I know where this is going. Let me just see here, (Looks over podium ) Yeah, yeah, that's a horse having sex with me. Ok. That's beautiful.
nice
: Come on, you pansy, let the people see my work.
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damnit.
Try this...
hehe... movin on...
Craig: Hey! Who's that Spartan in my tepee?
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