You didn't have to, nor should you have.

tumbleweed you're awesome! urination? ofcourse sex is next.

this is how i learned about sex

phew, I'm off the hook for most annoying thread today!

um..i just have to go find a cash machine...

Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

what about some pro-bono boner work?

my virgin ears....

so you wont be suprised then, will you...

mdler, you fit in tumbles' ear?

she has big ears

I accept your offer

I will wash the scale off for you...

let you lick it clean

obviously mdler has not been laid in awhile.

'you mean coitus?'

Call it that and you may never get there.

I'll stick it

we'll make it

you'll fake it

how many fingers do you want?

I have 10...

11 if you're lucky

at 1/2 scale

I had a good night last night...worth repeating imo

do you have enough batteries?

good

WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS?! JESUS!

I know I'm thinking the same thing (that and what is tumbles doing with her finger)

damnit I think she needs to be spanked!!

This thread needs Vindpust

she will be

I don't know if anyone has talked more about licking penis before.

This link will teach you alot, but please pace yourself.

my cock?

i pref mdler's cock

how about one eyed snake?

it seems to be a hot commodity around these parts

welcome to 8th grade...

okay, old man

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's devine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

Don't take it out in public,

Or they will put you in the dock ...

And you won't

come

back.