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WonderK

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

...All of it.

May 11, 07 1:26 pm  · 
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quixotica

There is an effin chuck norris banner ad at the top of this page.

Booyah!

May 11, 07 2:10 pm  · 
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snooker

I just want to know when chuck norris is going to be put on black velvet.

May 11, 07 2:31 pm  · 
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le bossman

chuck norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

May 11, 07 3:01 pm  · 
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+i

chuck norris took your architectural scale and crammed it in the hole in the back of your face- all done with a roundhouse kick.

May 11, 07 5:06 pm  · 
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snooker

Chuck will never reach the star status of Elvis unless he is remembered by some artist on Black Velvet.

May 11, 07 5:08 pm  · 
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abracadabra

vindpust projected chuck norris (+) his desperate lover on the Galleri Silver Screen and let the neighborhood dogs pee on them while chuck norris was on top (+) wet all over the beatch..

May 11, 07 5:29 pm  · 
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+i

so it's a 3-way pee-fest with Chuck, vind, and some lovah?

highly doubtful.

because chuck is NEVER on top. and if anyone is EVER going to be on top of chuck- it's a woman... and she certainly wouldn't be peeing.

and the dogs would be in the corner, peeing because they were scared of Chuck's O-face.

:O

May 11, 07 5:44 pm  · 
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WonderK

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.

May 11, 07 5:55 pm  · 
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abracadabra

chuckydick gets a +

May 11, 07 6:19 pm  · 
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wood_

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

May 11, 07 7:05 pm  · 
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snooker

Now that is Chuckie Legend!

May 11, 07 7:13 pm  · 
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garpike

Norris meets his match.

May 11, 07 7:29 pm  · 
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If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

May 11, 07 8:27 pm  · 
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abra has a point
May 11, 07 8:38 pm  · 
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binary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPjQlkkhDcI
Nov 18, 07 4:16 pm  · 
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binary

decon

Nov 18, 07 6:59 pm  · 
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Nov 18, 07 7:14 pm  · 
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There's no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist

Chuck Norris doesn't endorse. He tells America how it's going to be.
Nov 18, 07 7:22 pm  · 
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CHUCKABEE
Jan 5, 08 12:43 pm  · 
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snook_dude

I love the flannel shirt.....nice touch Chuckie!

Jan 5, 08 4:33 pm  · 
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Antisthenes

... will kick you rass if you don't vote for Huckelberry

Jan 7, 08 1:17 pm  · 
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snook_dude

I want to know where did Chuck met Huck? You think they might have been in the same elementary school?

Jan 7, 08 9:17 pm  · 
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ha! oldfogey heard the same story on npr that i did.

i liked the one that said huckabee's bumper stickers didn't need adhesive. they stay on because chuck norris said so.

Jan 7, 08 9:24 pm  · 
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ff33º

chuck norris jokes are creepin' into main stream?!...The end of of our obligatory underground 80s kitsch humor is nigh.

Jan 7, 08 9:32 pm  · 
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randscraper

what is that photo? is that the boston custom house tower?

And am I the only one that has never thought the Chuck Norris jokes were funny?

Jan 7, 08 9:58 pm  · 
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ff33º

rand, thats i some artists thing, i forget...and it doesn;t matter if you don;t like em ...at least anymorw....we'll all join you...they will soon be passe,..at least by the end of this thread, I think.

Jan 7, 08 10:09 pm  · 
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it was a fun piece for the ride home. i was one of those drivers who laughs be himself while NOT talking on a cell phone.

the picture i posted above, randscraper, is one of gordon matta-clark's projects - the ones in which he strategically opened up, cut, or otherwise altered old structures. i thought matta-clark's actual un-constructing of buildings was more suited to chuck norris than 'deconstruction' could ever be.

Jan 8, 08 7:06 am  · 
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Living in Gin
Nov 11, 08 7:40 pm  · 
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treekiller

chuck norris can see alaska from his house

chuck norris can spit from a helicopter and kill a wolf

chuck norris doesn't need to field dress a moose

Nov 11, 08 8:16 pm  · 
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binary

the letters in the name chuck norris are all action vowels now and his name is an action verb....

Nov 11, 08 8:30 pm  · 
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aking

Chuck Norris Sends Out An Idiotic Poem About Obama

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=3QOhBcjcl0w&feature=channel

Nov 12, 08 12:43 pm  · 
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usernametaken

just open google.com, type in "find chuck norris" and push "I'm feeling lucky". Sheer genius, that one.

Nov 12, 08 1:19 pm  · 
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binary

hahahahaha... thats shits hilarious......... +10000000 to google

Nov 12, 08 1:24 pm  · 
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iphilblue

Wow, that's hilarious!

Nov 12, 08 3:49 pm  · 
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