Dear Brad Pitt,
From one international celebrity to another, I have a favor to ask you. Could you please come do my project for me? I'm kind of tired and all this rigor is really getting to me. I mean, I'm pretty far along, so if you want to just come out here and finish up some models for me, that would be great. You could crash at my place. I can borrow my friend's air mattress and you could sleep on that. We could watch some Sealab or maybe Fight Club. There is a good Chinese food truck by the gym. I'll buy you dinner. I recommend the Singapore noodles.