As the tri-state area continues to recover from Hurricane Sandy's devastation, the cast of the "Jersey Shore" is teaming up with the nonprofit organization Architecture for Humanity for "Restore the Shore," a special benefit set to air live on Thursday, November 15. — mtv.com
For more information about Restore the Shore, go here.
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In 2012 secret agent Schiacchia-Kos invented a scale to evaluate the effects of architecture conferences on audience. The Kos scale ******
FIRST HOUR – Attention
first chewing gum
u follow the conference with great attention
1 silenced fart
u try to play footsie with the person sitting next to u
SECOND HOUR – Absent-mindedness
the one sat next to you has changed his/her seat
legs spreading to let conditioned air flowing through the planets
u make origami with a page of your notebook
last chewing gum
THIRD HOUR – Limbo
fatigue-stion
u fart a non-silenced S.O.S.
childhood memories awaken (your favourite Japanese cartoon theme song)
(feel need 1 piss)
u change your religion
FORTH HOUR – What am I doing here?
u go back to your former religion
don’t give a damn about following the conference
your stomach plays Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Croquette”
audience with tongues dangling between their Nike sneakers
FIFTH HOUR – Hallucinations
u see Patti Smith giving a poetry reading to the guys of Jersey Shore
Tadao Ando is a pupil of Bernini’s?
u think that Karim Rashid is Zaha Hadid’s toyboy
Great Paper Wall of Japan ?
Brad Pitt is 1 architect in Oslollywood?
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