HAVIDOL is for the treatment of Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). It is the only known medication available for this newly recognized disorder. WHEN MORE IS NOT ENOUGH.
If your score falls between 40-60 you should see your doctor immediately.
> you have a problem.
If your score is between 30-40 you may be on the brink of succumbing to DSACDAD. Be aware of this possibility and be prepared by discussing your options with your doctor. > you are about to have a problem if you keep reading our propoganda. keep reading.
If your score falls between 15-30 take a moment to check in with yourself. Determine if you are answering as truthfully as possible. It's okay to need help. And thankfully help is available. > what's wrong? you don't seem to be having a problem that requires the use of our medication. we'll rework the quiz and get back to you. in the meantime, make sure that you weren't lying to the quiz to make yourself seem like you had less of a problem.
ok, seriously. i kept looking for the place where it tells you 'this site is a satire' but couldn't find it. does someone seriously suggest that you can take a pill called 'havidol' if you can't "have it all"? is the fda down with this?
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If your score falls between 40-60 you should see your doctor immediately.
> you have a problem.
If your score is between 30-40 you may be on the brink of succumbing to DSACDAD. Be aware of this possibility and be prepared by discussing your options with your doctor. > you are about to have a problem if you keep reading our propoganda. keep reading.
If your score falls between 15-30 take a moment to check in with yourself. Determine if you are answering as truthfully as possible. It's okay to need help. And thankfully help is available. > what's wrong? you don't seem to be having a problem that requires the use of our medication. we'll rework the quiz and get back to you. in the meantime, make sure that you weren't lying to the quiz to make yourself seem like you had less of a problem.
ok, seriously. i kept looking for the place where it tells you 'this site is a satire' but couldn't find it. does someone seriously suggest that you can take a pill called 'havidol' if you can't "have it all"? is the fda down with this?
oh thank you, +q. i was going to get really weirded out.
mine is a 44;
If your score falls between 40-60 you should see your doctor immediately.
Thanks +q for telling me its a hoax
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