17-17-0100-6 "The phrase "specified anatomical areas" in connection with adult uses means:
(A) Less than completely or opaquely covered:(a)human genitals, pubic region,(b) buttock and (c) female breast ibelow a point immediatly above the top of the areola; and
(B) Human male genitals in a discernibly turgid state, even if completely and opaquely covered
I like how obscene breast exposure is determined by 'a straight line so drawn that both nipples and portions of both breasts which have a different pigmentation than that of the main portion of the breasts are below such
straight line'
curious code
from the city of albuquerque zoning code:
CIRCUS. A travelling (sic) enterprise that features feats of physical skill and daring, wild animal acts, and performances by clowns.
no clowns - no circus.
i recall the LA zoning code had provisions regarding the wattage and spacing of bare lamps strung up on christmas tree lots.
albucrackee has a lot of clowns. but few circuses.
not to be confused with a similar zoning code in the district of columbia:
HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. a stationary enterprise which only features performances by clowns.
from the Chicago Zoning Code
17-17-0100-6 "The phrase "specified anatomical areas" in connection with adult uses means:
(A) Less than completely or opaquely covered:(a)human genitals, pubic region,(b) buttock and (c) female breast ibelow a point immediatly above the top of the areola; and
(B) Human male genitals in a discernibly turgid state, even if completely and opaquely covered
Discernibly Turgid?
this should help clear things up...
http://members.aol.com/rg1004/erection.faq.html
I like how obscene breast exposure is determined by 'a straight line so drawn that both nipples and portions of both breasts which have a different pigmentation than that of the main portion of the breasts are below such
straight line'
ep i remember the first time i came across turgid in that passage. what a crack up...
i love that still, in many states, you can't hold public office if you've participated in a duel.
Steven
just dont cross streams
seattle's DPD is run by clowns...
word, holz
i will second that.
clowns with no concept of time.
i was lucky in a previous job, my boss wouldn't let me go (fee burn!) so i never got to deal with it.
now it's almost a daily thing.
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