albucrackee has a lot of clowns. but few circuses.

not to be confused with a similar zoning code in the district of columbia:

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. a stationary enterprise which only features performances by clowns.

from the Chicago Zoning Code

17-17-0100-6 "The phrase "specified anatomical areas" in connection with adult uses means:

(A) Less than completely or opaquely covered:(a)human genitals, pubic region,(b) buttock and (c) female breast ibelow a point immediatly above the top of the areola; and

(B) Human male genitals in a discernibly turgid state, even if completely and opaquely covered

Discernibly Turgid?

this should help clear things up...

http://members.aol.com/rg1004/erection.faq.html

I like how obscene breast exposure is determined by 'a straight line so drawn that both nipples and portions of both breasts which have a different pigmentation than that of the main portion of the breasts are below such
straight line'

ep i remember the first time i came across turgid in that passage. what a crack up...

i love that still, in many states, you can't hold public office if you've participated in a duel.

Steven

just dont cross streams

seattle's DPD is run by clowns...

word, holz
i will second that.
clowns with no concept of time.

i was lucky in a previous job, my boss wouldn't let me go (fee burn!) so i never got to deal with it.

now it's almost a daily thing.