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What did I electrical sub say to the GC?

cadalyst

"I con-du-it..."

It's sarcastic wednesday, and I need some more humor, today is dragging on...

 
Aug 15, 07 3:11 pm
eastcoastarch03

he said "shut your mouth while you're talking to me"

Aug 15, 07 3:20 pm  · 
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lletdownl

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME

Aug 15, 07 3:23 pm  · 
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rfuller

How many water sprinkler guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



11. One to screw in the lightbulb and 10 to lean on their shovels and watch.

Sorry. I'm getting a new sprinkler system as we speak, and this seems to be the status quo for these clowns.

Aug 15, 07 3:31 pm  · 
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eastcoastarch03

how many chuck norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

0. chuck norris prefers to do his killing in the dark.

Aug 15, 07 3:33 pm  · 
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larslarson

...or 0. chuck norris will kick your ass if you don't screw it in for you.

Aug 15, 07 3:44 pm  · 
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has anyone seen the ad with Chuck lately? Its hilarious!!

Aug 15, 07 5:12 pm  · 
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cadalyst

its about time he gets paid, everyone uses his name these days, at least he made an honest dollar in that Dew commercial...

Aug 15, 07 6:39 pm  · 
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mad+dash

What are you talking about? He's totally loaded. He has that stupid show Walker Texas Ranger, thats been on re-runs on some cable station and he has that World Combat League.
I give him the same status as David Hasselhoff in the "celebrities that need to live under a rock" category.

Aug 15, 07 8:39 pm  · 
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binary

chuck drinks dew and pisses redbull then drinks redbull and pisses gasoline...

Aug 15, 07 8:39 pm  · 
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b3tadine[sutures]

you know, i'd be able to get power to your mom's vibrator if you took your foot out of my ass.

Aug 15, 07 8:55 pm  · 
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eastcoastarch03

chuck norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that "law & order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs

so i think if he puts all his eggs in that basket, he could really make some money there

Aug 16, 07 10:23 am  · 
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