My lifelong dream is to piss in a conch shell

Your lifelong dream is to be a hotdog vendor so i wouldnt talk

wow those are cool - but cleaning the urinal has got to be a bitch w/ all the lil noks and craniies
-also the porcilin looks really thin - easy to crack and really expensive

-theres a toilet on the street in i think the city of portland that has a 2 way mirror in it .... from the outside yuo see the mirror...from the inside it looks like glass...you could see all the cars passing by or the local homeless person doing his hair in the mirror!!!

wow...its so beautiful.....its.. incredible...
that guy must have spent like 3 hours shading the upper bowl....

you would think after all the work of making the urinal so 'pretty' that they could at least do something to the pipes and the flusher......like wrap them in some foam... or something billowy.

Sorry for the defensiveness, I've been laughed at for my conch pissing dreams before.

quixotica...standing or sitting...that is the Question?

it's something that i would put in women's bathroom.
wait... we were talking about urinals

Standing of course. I don't want no pistols making aquaintance with my rear. Those flowers are Asexual and I aim to keep it that way.

where's the room for the anti-drug campaign and or new old west (with attitude) sitcom on TNN urinal cakes?

MAN!! I really like the Nautilus Shell! haha

As a British friend once asked me, "Are you taking a piss?"; meaning, "Are you f***ing kidding?"

One of my favorite phrases:

"Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining."

Meaning don't bullshit me.

a line of dialogue from grindhouse:


"we were just tryin' to take the piss out of ya, mate"

said by a kiwi character, meaning "we were just messin' with ya"

"Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean, your aim will help."

Meaning, Don't piss on the god damn wall

reminds me of a sign above a unisex toilet @ a bar i went to once.

"gentlemen, make sure your aim is true, and put the seat down when you are through"

i would gladly piss into those.

a quote from "So I Married An Axe Murderer"

"....he pissed in the bitches occular cavity..."

they look beautiful...until you put a urinal mint in them

i wonder if they make bidets...

you guys are really missing some low hanging fruit...

vado- pun intended vis a vis "low hanging," I assume.

I thought this was going to be a thread about euphemisms for peeing, ala "draining the lizard."

even in the shape of flowers it still stinks of piss

why pray would someone do that - tacky tacky tacky

haha.

I think these designers are forgetting that men usually use urinals.

"Many have asked where the idea for these pieces came from. Well, quite obviously from the bathroom! I had the idea while standing over a urinal many times a day and letting the shape inspire me. I saw a shoe, a mouth, a shovel, a cup, etc."



did no one notice that among the shapes that he imagined pissing into, he listed MOUTH right between shoe and shovel?

um...









i think this is a sign of the end times.

If I walked into a washroom and saw one of those I would feel compelled to do a number two in it.

Where have you been, your highness?

Something tells me a Venus Fly Trap version won't go over to well.
Niagra Falls, Niagra Falls.....

they are still tacky

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