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May 11, 06 2:15 pm

Date: May 11, 2006 9:18 AM
Subject: Attract any woman now alchemist

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May 11, 06 2:16 pm  · 

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May 11, 06 2:28 pm  · 
Josh Emig

I've been mostly getting chunks of what appears to be Tolkien's "The Hobbit." I did get this the other day, though. It was a prose poem, but I thought it needed some linebreaks:

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May 11, 06 2:51 pm  · 

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little woman he found in Peru for mate--who shared his hardships among
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May 11, 06 2:51 pm  · 

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May 11, 06 3:33 pm  · 

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May 11, 06 4:11 pm  · 

I want to see a rap artist do a rap of spam titles...that or something along the lines of REMs it's the end of the world...

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May 11, 06 4:25 pm  · 

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In a trice without a warning
the face of nature grew sullen.
Black angry mouths,
the clouds swallowed up the sun.
The air was dense with suppresed excitement.

The wind howled through the long corridors
and sobbed and whispered in the secret recesses of the cells.
The chime of the Vesper bell flowed out into the infiniate.
The silver notes, the holy chant wrestled with the storm
like ministering angels with Satan.
At last the imps of storm lay vanquished.
The hurricane paused in its course to do reverence to God.

Suddenly, however a terrific clap of thunder
smote the sky.
The holy chime of the bell
broke off with a shrill dissonance.
Demons seemed to the people the belfrey.
Rain came down like cataract.
Flashes of lightening chased one another
like battling fiery dragons.
The bells jangled, hideously out of tune.

Unearthly noises like a Satanic parody
of the holy sound that marks the elevation of the host
alarmed the ears, the horrified monks, unspeakable blashphemies.
Prayer with ceremony, and interspersed
in the midst of a sacred had suddenly gone mad in the.

If a High Priest, trembling but resolute,
Father Ambrose siezed a crucifix in Phalanx.
If for battle, the brethren followed
Solemn, with gleaming eyes and trembling nostrils
the militant army of God
swept up steep stairs mumbling the ritual of the Exorcism.
Infected somewhat by the general hysteria,
Aubrey followed.

May 11, 06 4:29 pm  · 
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May 11, 06 4:31 pm  · 
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May 11, 06 4:38 pm  · 

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May 11, 06 4:40 pm  · 

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As they went on Bilbo looked from side to side for something to eat;
but the blackberries were still only in flower, and of course there were
no nuts, nor even hawthorn-berries. He nibbled a bit of sorrel, and he
drank from a small mountain-stream that crossed the path, and he ate three wild strawberries that he found on its bank, but it was not much

May 11, 06 9:30 pm  · 

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May 12, 06 11:52 am  · 

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May 12, 06 11:53 am  · 
Mohave County Superior Court Judge Richard Weiss, who presided over the case, said it was really just "a little bit of breast touching."

from the polygamist story in la times

May 12, 06 1:59 pm  · 

"Little Maggoty Gasify"

not too poetic, but certainly thought-provoking

May 12, 06 3:54 pm  · 

This one's a keeper. Do they have monkeys writing this stuff?


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May 12, 06 4:42 pm  · 

wonderk -- perhaps Pat's got in a little late after a night of drinking and decided to do a little drunk-spamming

sorta reminds me of the first time i tried flipping through Rem's S, M, L, XL

May 12, 06 6:03 pm  · 
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May 12, 06 6:52 pm  · 
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Subject: Was it love, or was it the thought of being in love?
Date: May 12, 2006 10:35:34 AM EDT


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suddenly gave it up, and followed them no more, but went back
disappointed to their dark colony.

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May 17, 06 1:14 pm  · 

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