Holy crud this is fun. Here's mine:

Gesellschaft mit Beschränkter Haftung, GmBH

A. SCHLOCK Architects, Inc.

Extra POOKY Urban Studio

Metropolitan Environmental Archi-Tects = MEAT

Looked Good on Paper, Ass.

Take the Money and Run, Architects

Dang, You've got Bad Taste, Associates

Looks like Butt, Associates

oh, I could go on forever, and Architects

A1 Design
Blueprints While U Wait
One Hour Plans
U Design

My daughter and I just got done with lunch. Try these on for size

EIEIO, Architects

The Cheese Stands Alone, LLC

Pop Goes the Architects

Society Hill Institute of Technology or s.h.i.t.

As Soon As Possible Architects = ASAP Architects

I can hear the cheesy radio jingle now- [singing]...588...2..3..hundred...ASAP......!!!! [man with boisterous voice talking] For extra fast, vinyl sided boxes, call us, we'll do anything for next to nothing!

or

Kwality Architects

As Soon As Possible Architects = ASAP Architects

I can hear the cheesy radio jingle now- [singing]...588...2..3..hundred...ASAP......!!!! [man with boisterous voice talking] For extra fast, vinyl sided boxes, call us, we'll do anything for next to nothing!

or

Kwality Architects

Gruen-
EIEIO, Architects...Hillarious! (almost fell out of my seat)

For the LTU folks...

SiArc - Southfield Institute of Architecture (locaded just south of 10 mile, adjacent to Lawrence Tech)

what? you think an architecture firm would actually be able to beat out next day delivery on premium brand name carpets?

AND IN-HOME SAMPLES, NO LESS!!!

cadmonkey studio.

LEAK studio

or...

CRAP|designbuild

or...

FAILure by design

WOW the negativity flows so easliy!!!

ride the snake

here's a good existing one:

"Alles Wird Gut Architecture ZT Gmbh"
(its the name of a young office in Austria)

...means...

"everything will be allright - Architecture"

http://www.alleswirdgut.cc/awg.php

GARWONDLER AND ASSOCIATES

here's a good existing one:

"Alles Wird Gut - Architektur ZT Gmbh" (its a young Austrian Arch-office)

...means...

"Everything Is Going To Be All Right - Architecture"

http://www.alleswirdgut.cc/awg.php

momentum, you rock!
i vote for:

more or less architects
&
A Mart

Beautiful!

Real Men of Genius ARCHITECTS

FN (my initials) + A for Architecture=

FNA

Can't wiat to answer the phone, "FNA, please hold"

The Allnighters & Co.

Coke & Smoke Design

Pay.Per.Plan

zoningCodes.R.us

or maybe blandishment would be better

Thinking of names for my future practice:
Daniel C. Grivakis Architects
AIA (Architect in Arlington)
Daniil Costa Grivakis designs
Delta Chi Gamma Architecture
Omega architecture
Grivakis Design Solutions
Daniel and Company
The Practice
AP
ART
THE MOUSE
SEX

They Might be Architects

I Can't Belive It's an Architecture Firm

Drawin' Dirrty

Ziggy Starchitecturedust

Don't Stop...Designing!

I'm an Architect and I'm OK

oh-my-god J's earlier comment is so hilarious! if arch doesn't work out i guess a chatroom comedy club would be a viable alternative.

hmm. i think i would make my firm name japanese, even though i'm not japanese, becuase it will always sound intellectual and exotic.

sushiteriyaki associates?
mochi + greentea llp?
hamachi handroll architects?
or the ultimate

or just be referred to by a single name like all starchitects

sapporoichibanramen

it doesn't matter if its just simply strings of fried flour. for all anyone knows, it sounds BADASS.

MILK

but some dudes in Hoxton, London, seem to have nicked it.

Anyways, I guess 'Such and such and partners'; 'XCFG Architects' and '[insert irrelevant but cool monosyllabic noun] Architecture' are all now passe.

better by design

Preliminary Ruins Inc.

Blob-in-a-Box

Moderne, by Grounded Boats & Co.

or of course, tried and tested:

'Miracle Design: if you like it, it'll be a Miracle!' drum roll...

on second thought

T R A S H

potWHOLE landscappin'

jizzums j. jackson

tool=stuff

Pirate Arrrrrrrchitects

World Traveled Firm: WTF

Best Buy

I draw/You pay architects

Pretentious Douchebaggery Designs

Jack & Offe Architects

Howard Roark: Architect

Black Shirt Black Glasses Goatee Look Like You Smelled a Fart & Partners

Architects is People!


This Thread Rocks

little people/big ideas studios
i grow dirt
cadateer collaboration

i'm surprised this thread hasn't turned into normal conversations...

SHINE,LLC
GOLD,LLC

spacecraft

zoom in zoom out

emergency cad technique while falling asleep at work but to still look like im working

or maybe that thing when animals imitate other species appearance to trick predators into thinking theyre the real thing....kind of like those phony monarch butterflies

micky maltzan
fred gehry
rafael moreno
michael rios
tim mayne
toyota ito
zaza hadid

Greenlander 1: genius

the 'more or less architects' is a great one
i personally like the 'not licensed..' also

A1+STEAK+SAUCE, Inc.

Architecture 4RNT

WDFF - will design for food?

maybe we could just use a symbol like the fellow that used to be prince then went to be called whatever the symbol was that didn't have a pronouncation in any known language then went to the artist formerly known as prince, then we just didn't care because he kicked ass at the superbowl halftime show guy.

I Will Strangle You For Your Ignorance, LLC

or better yet (and on a similar and inexplicably violent slant), to borrow from yo la tengo's recent album:

"I Am Not Afraid Of You And Will Beat Your Ass, Architects"

Number Seven Architecture Company

NO. 7 Architecture Company

studio g

ctrl+alt+del design solutions
single finger architects
crumpled designs, inc.
mom.s basement
beer goggle+s
copy + paste
liquid paper
status quo
hare brain ideas