calling out mc BOB

I'm getting fitted for my tiara today.

nice like ice.

Just to clarify.

After the royalty (King, Queen etc.) we have the ranks of the peerage (in decending order)

1. Duke (Duchess)
2. Marquess (Marchioness)
3. Earl (Countess)
4. Viscount (Viscountess)
5. Baron (Baroness)

Not of the peerage.

6. Baronet
7. Knight
8. Dowager (widowed lady of a peer)

Oh and aparently this is my family coat of arms.



the moto. Without God, without anything

BOTS, according to the ever-so-trustful interweb, my coat of arms is pretty much the same, but with different color accents. Hmmm... I think those web sites sell malarky.

Yeah, same here garpike... except mine has what appears to be a chicken on it where most have a dragon.

"My family has slender wrists... in fact that's what we have on our coat of arms, two crossed slender wrists on a field of yellow."

Reference, anyone?

tonite im going to rule like its 1999

you elitist feudal pigs!

i will rise against this inequity!

"Don Riano" to y'all

who wants to be the princess

Duchess WonderK- no, it's not quite THAT bad, though I do refrain from doing any more with my office email than updating my boyfriend on things like if I'm working late, etc. So I guess I don't know if they would.... damn, now you've made me think about a whole other level of stuff like that. But mostly it's just that we're a very open office, and lots of people walk behind my desk to get to theirs, so they can see what I'm doing, which would make me self-concious even if the guy hadn't mentioned it.

And damnit for that peerage thing! What sounds better, Lady Rationalist, or Marchioness Rationalist? The latter sounds quite evil, methinks.

Reference, Lord Liberty?

^Monty Python?

Yeah I didn't realize "Duchess" was so high up. In reality I should probably be a Countess. I'm fine with this.

I need to go re-watch all the Monty Python movies now.

i've noticed that you now must contact the archinect crew about changing your name. i now wonder if it is worth it for me to attain this title. hmmm....

This should be about 989 for me...I think that puts me right about to czar.

Slender wrists are the hallmark of Mr. Wick on the early Drew Carey show. Craig Ferguson now has a late night talk show that's pretty wacky.

Does this include an internship at firm of choice?

*bump*

I am still OK being a Countess. Or maybe a Contessa. What is that? Where is that from?

can I be a jester?

we few, we happy few.
we band of garwondlers.

This would make mdler the royal fool right?

this is the hottest thread ever!

i cannont believe that this stupid ass thread has resurfaced.

bossman, you're still lame even two years after not coming out to the areana. i'm going to the bar tonight...dare you to be there

only if by stupid ass thread you mean

"This thread is the greatest thing ever to happen to me.

Sincerely,

Puddles"

im still waiting on my squire-hood...

what??? when did i ever say that??? bossman you are a liar....a thieve...an evildoer...and honestly...why don't you just fucking die already you fucking loser.

damn, i swear i'm not even at the bar yet and your'e already kil.ling my buzz

i think i dislike you...strongly. thank goodness youu weren't one of the people that i have lived with because i would have hated to watch you wash your sorry ass in the shower everyday and stinking fup the barrroom with you bad breathes

yes

puddles arent you in the islands? What's with the beef?

Oh and can I be something cool, no one has asked for the Kingship so give it to me and I'll switch with vado he deserves it more than I

seeing as how i got my license, i am "Lord Muckety-Muck - High Prince of The Muck-low-lands"

What's the cutoff number for lordship?

dear Q of E- I'd like to be confered the title:

'chairman of chainsaws'

not much of a royalist, but I do want to become fully vested member of the order of capitalist pigs.

& bossman (re thread central comments about this thread), I have almost one thousand more posts to this screen name then you. so you better just start kneeling!

Prince Charles bestowing the Order of Archinect on valiant British designers. For this they recieved two extra potatoes in their gruel and a new pair of footcloths.

I wanna be a Don.

i am the official archinect historian of upstairs/downstairs.

It looks to me like Prince Charles is trying to bestow his hands on that lady soldier's chest.

perfectly normal behaviour for a prince

puddles, you watch bossman shower?

its good to be the king

am i the only one who thinks that sometimes lady soldiers can be hot? obviously the prince agrees

that is a really funny picture now that i think about it.

funny that close to him recently - I could so see him doing that.

i would be be da'pimp-o-lot

is this possible