Zee Hadid Ltd., Employee Rare Opportunity Test for Newbees
1- You are ‘fired’ by Zaha, what would you do?
a-cry and call my parents in their yacht
b-loot/find an office electronic and split
c-start a thread in archinect about your experience
2- How much money you have in your pocket?
a- 6.50 - 17.40
b-no cash money but some 10 $ crack bags I know I can sell.
c-My diddy’s corporate credit card and razor mobile
3- What can you do for Zaha?
a-lines
b-models and dodging
c-drawings and diving
4-Who is Abracadabra, faia?
a-famous janitor who suing David Childs for copyright, from the jail.
b-Sports great who is in jail
c-A literary figure posing as an architect who is in jail
5-in which building you would want to fart?
a-FOG proposal in Jerusalem
b-FOG proposal in Panama
c-FOG proposal in Spain for a hotel
6-Which section of Archinect you spend most of your time at work?
a-discussions
b-salary polls
c-news
7-If Zaha hands you a paper with a dot on it and says 'thanks', what would you do?
a-ask her what it is for
b-tell her the dot on it is so beautiful and say ‘wow maam i get it’.
c-crumble it and throw in the trash and say, ‘you are welcome. that was a three pointer’
8-In 2003 which hotel sued Rem Kolhaas for doing away with the
embossed towels and a pillow?
a-motel 69
b-motel 8
c-hotel California @ La Brea
9-Do you think Zaha is beautiful?
a-yes she is indeed
b-yes, yes she is gorgeous
c-o yea there is nothing tells me she is not a looker
10-How many days you plan to work here?
a-at least 12 hours
b-more than 12 but not to exceed 40
c-as long as she loves me, and I know that could be up to 200 hours.
11-Zaha is looking at your drawing what do you do?
a-stand up 6 feet away and sway left to right in my all black outfit
b-stand up 8 feet away and sway back to front in my all black outfit
c-sit on a stool 12 feet away and play pack man on my pocket computer in my fancy graphic lovers t-shirt which I won in a design contest.
12- It is Monday morning and there are 5 new hires in the reception area., and you have been working there almost 80 hours, a senior position, which hire you pick up to clean your computer and shine your shoes etc.,?
a-the one with mini skirt
b-the one with crack pipe neckless
c-three of them for no particular need
13-It is Saturday and Zaha asks you to score some coke for the office, do you mark it up?
a-fuck yea
b-no, it is for the entire design team
c-I tell her I couldn’t score much, and there is just enough for me and her
14-Who invented the wheel?
a-California
b-Zaha
c-Bruce
15-You are stranded on an island with Zaha, how would you treat her?
a-make her design/built a primitive hut and tell her it looks like shit
b-tell her, she’ll always be my boss and her boots are made for walkin' (on me)
c-Ignore her.
There are no correct answers. Except to question # 9. Good luck and remember to be fired on time..
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Zee Hadid Ltd., Employee Rare Opportunity Test for Newbees
1- You are ‘fired’ by Zaha, what would you do?
a-cry and call my parents in their yacht
b-loot/find an office electronic and split
c-start a thread in archinect about your experience
2- How much money you have in your pocket?
a- 6.50 - 17.40
b-no cash money but some 10 $ crack bags I know I can sell.
c-My diddy’s corporate credit card and razor mobile
3- What can you do for Zaha?
a-lines
b-models and dodging
c-drawings and diving
4-Who is Abracadabra, faia?
a-famous janitor who suing David Childs for copyright, from the jail.
b-Sports great who is in jail
c-A literary figure posing as an architect who is in jail
5-in which building you would want to fart?
a-FOG proposal in Jerusalem
b-FOG proposal in Panama
c-FOG proposal in Spain for a hotel
6-Which section of Archinect you spend most of your time at work?
a-discussions
b-salary polls
c-news
7-If Zaha hands you a paper with a dot on it and says 'thanks', what would you do?
a-ask her what it is for
b-tell her the dot on it is so beautiful and say ‘wow maam i get it’.
c-crumble it and throw in the trash and say, ‘you are welcome. that was a three pointer’
8-In 2003 which hotel sued Rem Kolhaas for doing away with the
embossed towels and a pillow?
a-motel 69
b-motel 8
c-hotel California @ La Brea
9-Do you think Zaha is beautiful?
a-yes she is indeed
b-yes, yes she is gorgeous
c-o yea there is nothing tells me she is not a looker
10-How many days you plan to work here?
a-at least 12 hours
b-more than 12 but not to exceed 40
c-as long as she loves me, and I know that could be up to 200 hours.
11-Zaha is looking at your drawing what do you do?
a-stand up 6 feet away and sway left to right in my all black outfit
b-stand up 8 feet away and sway back to front in my all black outfit
c-sit on a stool 12 feet away and play pack man on my pocket computer in my fancy graphic lovers t-shirt which I won in a design contest.
12- It is Monday morning and there are 5 new hires in the reception area., and you have been working there almost 80 hours, a senior position, which hire you pick up to clean your computer and shine your shoes etc.,?
a-the one with mini skirt
b-the one with crack pipe neckless
c-three of them for no particular need
13-It is Saturday and Zaha asks you to score some coke for the office, do you mark it up?
a-fuck yea
b-no, it is for the entire design team
c-I tell her I couldn’t score much, and there is just enough for me and her
14-Who invented the wheel?
a-California
b-Zaha
c-Bruce
15-You are stranded on an island with Zaha, how would you treat her?
a-make her design/built a primitive hut and tell her it looks like shit
b-tell her, she’ll always be my boss and her boots are made for walkin' (on me)
c-Ignore her.
There are no correct answers. Except to question # 9. Good luck and remember to be fired on time..
1 - c
2 - a
3 - c
4 - b
5 - b
6 - a
7 - c
8 - b
9 - c
10 - c
11 - c
12 - c
13 - c
14 - a
15 - c
i miss correct answers, sigh
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