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Oct 3, 05 4:10 am  · 
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upside

Your first mistake was to confront him in the fixings isle; you should have taken him on in the power tools section, where the last vestiges of Quakerism lurking in his subconscious would have recoiled from the idea of furniture not made completely by hand, thereby lowering his guard.

Your second mistake was to use the word 'screw' in this context. It just reinforces the fact that he is and you aint.

Oct 3, 05 4:51 am  · 
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AP

zing zing zing

Oct 3, 05 11:52 am  · 
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3dGraffiti

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

Oct 3, 05 1:51 pm  · 
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and/or

wether this whole post is for real or not:

go to handsome boy modeling school.
their $60 course is by far the best $60 you'll ever spend.
believe me, you won't be sorry for long.

Oct 3, 05 2:17 pm  · 
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SurfaceS

This has to be a joke, but if not, it is 100% creepy.

Oct 3, 05 3:37 pm  · 
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sameolddoctor

you need to check out the videos on this site and see if you can find her

Oct 3, 05 5:03 pm  · 
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pinstripeprincess

creepy? or pathetic? you choose.

Oct 3, 05 5:14 pm  · 
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yup, definitely Mavis. So I take it you found a new job, if you've been staying late. But I told you last time - DON'T be the guy that brings coffee and such, or it'll end up just like your last one.

Oct 3, 05 5:14 pm  · 
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vado retro

you're gonna wake up one mornin as the sun greets the dawn
youre gonna look around in your mind girl and find that im gone
you dint realize
you dint realize
youre gonna miss me
youre gonna miss me baby...

now go watch high fidelity. particularly the violent fantasy scene. so hilarious.

Oct 3, 05 6:35 pm  · 
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3dGraffiti
Oct 3, 05 7:28 pm  · 
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Is that Doggy Innuendo and the Euphrates Cats?

Oct 3, 05 7:29 pm  · 
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sameolddoctor

the distillers..right?

Oct 3, 05 7:35 pm  · 
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vado retro

roky erickson and the 13th floor elevators

Oct 3, 05 10:49 pm  · 
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Suture

She really did she take everything from you---coat hangers and both your balls!

Get a grip and pull yourself up! Keep casting and another fish will come by.

Oct 3, 05 11:02 pm  · 
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sameolddoctor

a quaker fish, right?

Oct 3, 05 11:33 pm  · 
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grumble

oh man dis is so hilarious. Suture's rite. take it.

Oct 4, 05 12:29 pm  · 
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Manteno_Montenegro

[h1]much cooler living room[/h1]

Oct 4, 05 12:47 pm  · 
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Manteno_Montenegro
Oct 4, 05 12:57 pm  · 
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sameolddoctor

bump

so did she come back???

Oct 11, 05 9:53 pm  · 
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e909

yeah
13th Floor Elevators
haven't heard that for a long time. :-)
for the other thread.

Jan 15, 06 2:31 am  · 
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le bossman

look, you need to go out with your friends and drink some beers. do anything to keep your mind off it. this girl apparently doesn't respect you for what you do, and in that case she's no good for you. if you take her back, she still won't respect you, and if she was cheating on you, she'll continue to do so. once a cheater, always a cheater. what i would say to you is that this is probably for your own good in the long run and that you should move on. get a new place, and avoid anyplace she goes. you might love this girl, but fuck her. she's not worth it.

Jan 15, 06 10:21 am  · 
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snooker

Spilt Milk, Dude! Save your money, learn Portugese go to Brazil and
find yourself a killer model and you will forget all about the Ex-Quaker Oil guy. Come to think of it....do you think he coats himself in oil? Bet the little porn lady hopes he is reading this post.

Jan 15, 06 10:38 am  · 
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Nevermore
Jan 16, 06 5:16 am  · 
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Colm

Nevermore... there's nothingmore than finding the next best thing (not to be confused with second best). Like drinking beer: you'll always forget the last pint, but NEVER the one in front of you.

Jan 16, 06 12:32 pm  · 
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e909

get onto the freeway at 2 AM But keep your eye on the mirror.

one for vado http://www.google.com/search?q=%22working+so+hard%22+%22keep+you+in+the+luxury%22+Texans

Jan 18, 06 2:49 am  · 
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sporadic supernova

just wondering where i had seen collartim before....

Apr 17, 06 8:07 am  · 
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AP

ya, this was a fun one...

Apr 17, 06 9:05 am  · 
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remonio

I saw this on Jerry Springer the other day.

Apr 17, 06 10:43 am  · 
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Its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

Shakespeare had a difficulty keeping the women he loved, and we been arguing for decades if he was actually on the st/nuff.

I don't have advice for you- I'm in that grey area recently questions on fidelity based on off coloured conversations with women who have some affection/attraction towards me. I wish you luck...don't become a Quaker after you've given up your iPod and laptop, you'd gotten over your girlfriend and wonder what happened to all your stuff.

Apr 19, 06 12:08 am  · 
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collartim

She just now came back.

Aug 17, 07 11:27 pm  · 
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Ms Beary

you gonna join the gym now?

Aug 17, 07 11:43 pm  · 
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waterhouse

And you waited?

Aug 18, 07 12:12 am  · 
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xtbl

is this for real?

Aug 18, 07 12:46 am  · 
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cadalyst

stick it in the butt, then kick her to the curb. she takes away from your drafting table love anyway...

Aug 18, 07 10:00 am  · 
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clamfan

A wise man once said, " Bitches aint shit but ho's in check". Guess which ones the bitch.

Aug 18, 07 10:59 am  · 
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Apurimac

I thought it was "Bitches ain't Shit but ho's and tricks"

Aug 18, 07 11:04 pm  · 
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joshua

haha ..pour hot ramen on me..i

Aug 28, 07 3:43 am  · 
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rfuller

Apurimac, you're right. Sorry clamfan.

Aug 28, 07 12:27 pm  · 
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le bossman

collartim, i don't know if it's just your writing style, but do you by any chance have a website called www.realultimatepower.net?

Aug 28, 07 2:11 pm  · 
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collartim

And now she's gone again. Dammit.

Aug 10, 09 1:21 am  · 
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randomized

the dammit at the end says it all.

Aug 10, 09 5:03 am  · 
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induct

We Quakers are a strong lot, and we steal girlfriends without remorse.

Aug 10, 09 8:03 am  · 
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citizen

It must be the oats. And if the girlfriends have no remorse, why steal them?

Jul 3, 21 4:46 pm  · 
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bowling_ball

So you put on your robe and wizard hat?

Aug 10, 09 10:20 am  · 
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Emilio
so what you're saying is
Aug 11, 09 7:35 pm  · 
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b3tadine[sutures]

Definitely an underrated thread.

Jul 2, 21 10:34 pm  · 
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midlander

and it gets fun spam now

Oct 11, 21 11:33 pm  · 
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