I think explaining on how to get hired is far too difficult and ambiguous, due to numerous factors, to elaborate. However, I believe we can evaluate— through a glass-half-full methodology— some points that can lead one to not get hired by an employer. Add your additions but only use bulleted lists as they are clearly the most professional.
Using the internet in general.
Posting on Archinect with your real name.
Being a pregnant woman.
Being under the age of 30 or over the age of 55.
Living anywhere in the Southeast that doesn't have a sweet rap name (Hotlanta, 305 Mee-ahm-ee, et cetera)
Wearing flip-flops north of the Mason-Dixon Line
Not smoking enough or smoking too much marijuana
Having any sort of semblance to an e-mail address like "[email protected]"
Having an e-mail address that ends in Netscape, Compuserve, AOL or Prodigy
How do you not get hired?
I think explaining on how to get hired is far too difficult and ambiguous, due to numerous factors, to elaborate. However, I believe we can evaluate— through a glass-half-full methodology— some points that can lead one to not get hired by an employer. Add your additions but only use bulleted lists as they are clearly the most professional.
not following instructions
Ahem, bulleted lists? WHERE IS YOUR PROFESSIONALISM?
(bullet point) Lying on your resume, forgetting doing so, correcting interviewer as they read lies back to you during interview
In other words, describe yourself as nebulously as possible. Nobody will be disappointed!
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