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Donald J. Trump Presidential Library.

tduds

Amazing.

https://djtrumplibrary.com/

 
Oct 28, 20 4:24 pm
b3tadine[sutures]
  1. Much too nice.
  2. He'll charge all children.
  3. Not enough gold.
  4. It'll be open one day a week, Sunday.
  5. Not enough Hillary Clinton emails papering the walls.
Oct 28, 20 5:14 pm  · 
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Non Sequitur

I like that Putin makes an appearance in most of the renderings.

Oct 28, 20 5:19 pm  · 
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I will need to spend some time on that website in the coming weeks

Oct 28, 20 5:21 pm  · 
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The FAQ is fun to read.  

Oct 28, 20 5:51 pm  · 
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randomised

That's brilliant, great location, but who's the architect?

Oct 28, 20 6:10 pm  · 
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read the FAQ

Oct 28, 20 6:10 pm  · 
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randomised

I did ;)

Oct 28, 20 6:37 pm  · 
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Great, then you probably know as much as any of the rest of us do.

Oct 28, 20 8:13 pm  · 
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randomised

EA It was just a joke, you know with starchitects doing them usually.

Oct 29, 20 6:15 am  · 
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atelier nobody

Far too tasteful for Trump - have you seen that guy's buildings?

Oct 28, 20 6:23 pm  · 
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randomised

#TooSoon. Don't they do presidential libraries only after a president leaves office, so in Trump's case 2024?

Oct 28, 20 6:41 pm  · 
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citizen

Wow, they really have themed the entire project!

Oct 28, 20 7:57 pm  · 
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b3tadine[sutures]


Nice!

Oct 28, 20 8:40 pm  · 
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Non Sequitur

A floor urinal (easy to aim) that close to the bed? Such luxury. Not sure I'm a fan of carpet that close to it tho...

Oct 28, 20 8:41 pm  · 
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randomised

Nice indeed, they look really fit!

Oct 29, 20 5:46 pm  · 
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Dangermouse

lowkey, lets make a shortlist of the lead architect for his presidential library:

1)zaha (patrik probably loves DJT)

2)BIG (non-ironically)

3)OMA (ironically)

4)SOM (the machine)

5)DS+R (then again, liz retweets a lot of jerry saltz so IDK)

6)Snohetta (dykers is a closet MAGA or so I've heard)

Oct 28, 20 9:04 pm  · 
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tduds

pssh you think a Starchitect is going to put up with this shit? It's gonna be some neoliberal heavy hitter like Jacobs or HOK, and they're gonna spend a decade in court trying to recoup the fee he skipped out on.

Oct 29, 20 12:13 am  · 
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SneakyPete

Jacob Wohl will hire Richard Balkins III, Donald Trump will not be involved, and there will be Federal charges as a result.

Oct 29, 20 2:00 am  · 
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x-jla

Dick Busch Architects

Oct 29, 20 2:28 am  · 
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citizen

.

Oct 29, 20 3:27 am  · 
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Non Sequitur

hey now, let's not drag the good name of Dick Bush Architects in the mud. They are above this.

Oct 29, 20 8:38 am  · 
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tduds

.

Oct 29, 20 10:33 am  · 
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x-jla

My favorite part of that logo is that they unintentionally created a dick and balls, and then added a keystone to the top, in a clever attempt to separate the d and b, which just made it look even more like a dick and balls.

Oct 29, 20 11:25 am  · 
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Non Sequitur

unintentionally?

Oct 29, 20 11:30 am  · 
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tduds

Yeah, they definitely know what they did.

Oct 29, 20 11:59 am  · 
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x-jla

I was giving them the benefit of doubt

Oct 29, 20 2:58 pm  · 
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tduds

Can't spell doubt without db

Oct 29, 20 3:03 pm  · 
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bowling_ball

I always understood the V-shape at the top as reference to bush / Busch. On a Dick. Dick Busch.

Oct 29, 20 3:46 pm  · 
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citizen

So I try to limit myself to one crude posting per thread. Then you guys took off on poor old DBA. So you asked for it: 

I found this yesterday doing research on the Columbia University Library site.

Oct 29, 20 4:14 pm  · 
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citizen

^ One might say I pulled out the big guns.

Oct 29, 20 4:17 pm  · 
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x-jla

Oh my

Oct 29, 20 4:26 pm  · 
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x-jla

Trumps not doing a library, he says books are gay.  

Oct 29, 20 2:30 am  · 
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Volunteer

So, how's the Obama "Learning Center" (or whatever they call it) coming along? Has construction even started yet, or are they looking for another Olmstead-designed park to trash? 

Oct 29, 20 8:37 am  · 
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tduds

I bet you're fun at parties.

Oct 29, 20 10:34 am  · 
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square.

the obsession with obama..

Oct 29, 20 10:44 am  · 
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x-jla

The should demo the park with drones before construction

Oct 29, 20 11:36 am  · 
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przemula

Might as well just post a blank page with big #orangemanbad instead of all that effort. But to each their own

Oct 29, 20 11:34 am  · 
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SneakyPete

Why leave it blank when it could be filled with thousands of legitimate reasons which justify that opinion?

Oct 29, 20 12:09 pm  · 
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Wilma Buttfit

Because that moment when you are reading and realize it's satire is the best moment you will have all day.

Oct 29, 20 4:02 pm  · 
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Volunteer

I really don't think the Trump supporters would propose carving out a very large chunk of Central Park to build a Trump Library. But they might initially propose it in fun just to see the liberal heads explode, and then ask: "Well, what's the difference?"

Oct 29, 20 12:33 pm  · 
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tduds

Go make an Obama thread then.

Oct 29, 20 12:38 pm  · 
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Chemex

In reality it will be a giant kazoo across the street from the Obama Library, designed by BIG (those connections to deutsche bank help).

Nov 13, 20 2:30 pm  · 
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Related:

Because of his aversion to reading intelligence briefings, aides resorted to showing him pictures and homemade movies. Linguists who assessed his spoken vocabulary found that he used the most primitive language of any of the last fifteen Presidents. . . . According to the standard measure of complexity in writing, the Flesch-Kincaid index, Trump communicated at the level of a fourth grader.

https://www.newyorker.com/maga...


Nov 13, 20 5:38 pm  · 
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randomised

Yep, he speaks the language of the American people ;-)

Nov 18, 20 1:45 am  · 
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SneakyPete

go fuck yourself

Nov 18, 20 2:04 am  · 
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Thayer-D

Conceptual model

Nov 13, 20 8:25 pm  · 
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SneakyPete

The history of that place is sad. We had such hopes for penitence and rehabilitation at different times and instead jettisoned them for punishment and human storage.

Nov 17, 20 9:24 pm  · 
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Mod Man

seems for Donny  t, it should be a paper shredder on a street corner in florida.  Paint it gold and throw the name trump on it.  That’s about the right amount of intelligence and class.

Nov 13, 20 9:20 pm  · 
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rcz1001

Conceptual model B: 


Nov 26, 20 5:37 am  · 
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rcz1001

Concept model C:

Orange Poop Emoji - President Turd by Drew Testa on Dribbble

and the library documents are all printed in rolls (TP type).

Nov 26, 20 5:41 am  · 
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