It's like a pyramid kind of humping a sphinx, but poorly.

someone drew that

someone thought that up

Wouldn't have been as awful had they figured out a way to enter it. 

Then again, that has been stumping pyramid robbers for centuries.  Why should I expect an architect to figure it out? 

Those shorts are way to short.

The plumbing cleanouts are perfectly sited, tho.

Somebody paid $$$$$$ for that.

Now that I look a little closer I wonder how it was built? Did they have to use ramps or float the material in specially constructed canal or maybe they had special help from a special species from far away. 

I don't know; just don't know.

I bet their friends describe the house as "baller."

Someone was stoned, watching Blade Runner.

"Dude! That pyramid thing is awesome!"

"Yeah man! Let's make one!"

dude. pyramid. house. dude.

Dude! You've discovered an unattributed masterpiece by noted stoner architect Richard "Dick" Donovan!

Donna, you've definitively got your money's worth with that Onion article.

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Non Seq, *every* time I read it, it makes me laugh. Every damn time. It's pitch perfect.

Who doesn't want a pool shaped lake a Frank Frazetta warrior babe? 

I can't quite decide whether:

1. They managed to brilliantly include a faux mansard porch roof at the end.  Or...
2. They started with the mansard and worked their way up to a pyramid.

Either way: mazel tov!

HAHA  Mansard on Mansard crime

there is some real history here

http://humansarefree.com/2014/03/the-secret-power-of-pyramidal-shape.html

Excerpt:

"The very shape of the pyramid is an amplified-receiver or resonator of various kinds of energy fields, i.e. electro-magnetic waves, cosmic rays, electrical discharges, gravitational waves, etc., surrounding our planet and which are in the air around and within the pyramid."

@ Zblg , you should look up Scopie's Law...