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Worst (best?) architectural names for fictional rock bands

Archimus

Code-related band names:

Panic Hardware (death metal)

One in Twelve (Christian Rock)

Ada and the Accessibilities (motown)

Strike Side Jam(b) (reggae)

Aug 27, 10 3:13 pm  · 
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Cherith Cutestory

POMO Mayhem (punk)

Charles & Ray (indie alt-country ala She and Him)

E.1027 (Experimental Post-Rock)

The Louis Cons (English, Post-punk)

Aug 27, 10 3:56 pm  · 
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farmer

vado and the retrotones

Aug 27, 10 4:12 pm  · 
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Distant Unicorn

E.I.F.S. (Commercial NuMetal)

Aug 27, 10 4:23 pm  · 
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Distant Unicorn

Yes, I just compared EIFS to Creed.

Aug 27, 10 4:24 pm  · 
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Rusty!

The Unregistered (classic punk stomper "Ey! Ay! Ey!")
BoyzIIPritzker ("Keep reaching for the Starz" did not chart)
Lady Zaha (smash dancepop hit "Crazytown melts with U")
New Kids of the OMA (flop single "We was born rich")
My morning Reglet ("Riot on the roof" B-side)
Nine inch Rails (Wall-Mart censored "Dow chemicals in my veins" single)

Aug 27, 10 4:34 pm  · 
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Rusty!

The coordination (controversial single "Million dead engineers")
The beastie alloys ( "You gotta fight for your right to a free weekend")
Pop goes the Market ( 182 week #1 international hit single "I used to have a job")

Aug 27, 10 4:42 pm  · 
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toasteroven

the vapor retarders (hard core punk)

Aug 27, 10 4:54 pm  · 
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Rusty!

Pear Jamb (teenage angst anthem "Jammy")

Aug 27, 10 4:56 pm  · 
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Rusty!

Pretty girls make Michael Graves (emo cutter "Buried in a Cylinder")

Aug 27, 10 5:01 pm  · 
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architorture

the platonic solids -- the complex geometry of indie rock

Aug 27, 10 6:25 pm  · 
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Cherith Cutestory

plán czechs (industrial death metal)

Aug 27, 10 6:36 pm  · 
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Cherith Cutestory

The Frank Gehry Experience (psychedelic rock)

Aug 27, 10 6:39 pm  · 
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Le Crunkusier (french crunk 'ip 'op)

Aug 27, 10 7:12 pm  · 
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phuyaké

the smoke baffles (60's soul)

polished chrome (boy george cover band)

lunch and learn (90's charts pop)

the 50 cfm's (rockabilly)

the resilient channels (jock rock)

Aug 27, 10 7:31 pm  · 
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207moak

or equal (indie)

unless noted otherwise (a Smiths cover band)

by owner (punk)

wysiwyg (techno)

The mumbling deconstructivists (ska)

Loos Canon (80's rock)

proun (heavy metal)

Suprematist Manifesto (prog rock)

Eisenman (lounge singer)

Hejduk's Chronotope (emo)

Aug 27, 10 8:20 pm  · 
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207moak

24 on center (jock rock band opening for phuyake's resilient channels)

dpc (ambient)


Aug 27, 10 8:22 pm  · 
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mulciber

Groin Vault

Aug 27, 10 10:49 pm  · 
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binary

the nominal size (british 80's)
galvanized nails (alternative)
mac-a-dells (motown)
the flash drive (electronic experimental)
the nominals (british rock)
arrive after 9 (alternative)

Aug 28, 10 12:12 am  · 
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Rusty!
arrive after 9 (alternative)

eventually changed their name to 'Goodafternine!" (I got that one a lot in my early 20's)

Aug 28, 10 12:40 am  · 
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nonneutral

Lifted straight off my bookshelf:

A Pattern Language
Defensible Space
A Scientific Autobiography
The Eyes of the Skin
Perspecta

Aug 28, 10 12:43 am  · 
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holz.box

UNO (christian rock)
the isotherms
the 24" OCs
the warm edge spacers
the HRVs
the 10 penny nails
the substrates


dubk - check out biosphere

Aug 28, 10 12:45 am  · 
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cayne1

Pounce (Scottish fiddle music)
Rule of Thirds (Irish fiddle music)
Jack Stud (porn music)
Water Closet (German porn music)
Quoin (hip hop)
Dead Load (bad Grateful Dead cover band)

Aug 28, 10 12:50 am  · 
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outed

i saw one similar in cherith's above, but we had an informal jam band in school that we called lou and the icons. pure cheese, but hey...



Aug 28, 10 9:49 am  · 
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randy1

jonny shoes & the plates (reggae)

Aug 28, 10 10:54 am  · 
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drums please, Fab?

w/ (minimal, slowcore)

MR GWB (political pop)

hi all you fancy graphics lovers (brand new extremely cutting edge)

the al gore~rhythms (carbon-neutral sustainable math rock)

Aug 28, 10 2:55 pm  · 
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drums please, Fab?

oh man i wanted to start a band called 'the al gore rhythms' way way back in '00/'01 but i never did anything about it and that term has been used a lot since then: http://www.urbandictionary.com/term=algorerhythm and there's a band here www.myspace.com/algoremusic oh boy i coulda been a contenda but instead i'ma bum i snoozed and loooozed bah!! :'(

Aug 28, 10 3:06 pm  · 
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wasn't there a group called the twoby4s? or some funny spelling like that?

Aug 28, 10 5:02 pm  · 
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prairie school drop out

career crisis (nerdy, maybe sort of devo-esque punk, maybe a bit of the wipers too).

i think the new urbanists is great! but i can't decide if they're super twee or super neko case or something

been wanting to start a sloppy trash garage band called the residuals. more stat than arch

Aug 30, 10 4:00 pm  · 
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Nevah-Wen

The Siamese Connection

Non Conformance Report

Aug 31, 10 7:36 pm  · 
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vado retro

The Volatile Orgasmic Compounds!

Aug 31, 10 8:14 pm  · 
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OK, FRaC, this is totally off topic but your Al Gore pun reminded me that 15 years ago my dad (pretty right wing, but pen-minded about it) took a 12" length of 1" wooden dowel and painted spots all over it then brought it out at every party saying "What's all the fuss about the endangered Spotted Dowel, you just make a new one like this!"

<back to band names>

Aug 31, 10 8:53 pm  · 
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Emilio

the Dictionary of Historic Architecture has all the best names:


chresmographion (prog rock)

the radiating chapels (whatever)

bent approach (punk)

chou chu (chinese punk)

choragic monument (ambient)

sgraffito (italian techno)

Aug 31, 10 9:02 pm  · 
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jmanganelli

squinch

or, the squinches

or, dome and the squinches

also,

masters of measure

(courtesy of rick tyrrell)

Aug 31, 10 10:34 pm  · 
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RealLifeLEED

I'm kind of disappointed there haven't been more 'creative' capitalizations (eg. SQuINch, cHou cHu, etc.) in these names... it's not very architecty of us...

Sep 1, 10 9:05 am  · 
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Archiceptual

Rip Rap

Sep 1, 10 9:14 am  · 
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scudsone

dunnage

Sep 1, 10 3:02 pm  · 
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scudsone

@Nevah-Wen
there was a ska band (still is?) in the 90s called standpipe siamese.

Sep 1, 10 3:05 pm  · 
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astew426

Save to Central (emo)

Sep 2, 10 7:57 pm  · 
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RKTechture

The Deliverables

Sep 2, 10 9:35 pm  · 
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binary

[FLASH]-drive (euro trance)
MCmaster and chOLO (comedy/spoof)

Sep 2, 10 11:56 pm  · 
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headyshreddy

trash dub all-stars

Sep 4, 10 9:29 pm  · 
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prairie school drop out

apparently there is a "real" band playing bars around Chicago called "the unemployed architects."

i saw a flier for a show this weekend.

Sep 20, 10 10:42 am  · 
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dj stijl (house.. white red blue and yellow)

nurbs (nerdcore)

Sep 20, 10 1:58 pm  · 
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Cherith Cutestory

Band/Album:

Archinect Job Board
more action than a cheap hotel room mattress

Sep 21, 10 3:25 pm  · 
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Uncle Pennybags

Crying architects and the threepence pinchers!

Sep 21, 10 3:27 pm  · 
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