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your mom is so dumb she still complains about modernism
yo mama so dumb, she believed everything they taught her.
Your momma so fat when she goes over the edge she is taking the whole architecture profession with her and we will not be coming back.
Yo momma sooo dumb, she thought Thomas Kincaid paintings were created in situ.
yo momma so dumb, she thought Brucemau was a fish dish in a Chinese Restaurant., made with alphabet Chinese noodles.
Wait, BruceMau isn't a fish dish? Damnit.
Your momma so large, just to change her looks will require council permit.
Your mama's so fat, she's everyone's abutter...
It is necessary to qualify the term "yo mama" so as to diminish its critical scope from
such conservative policies as Populism or sentimental Regionalism with which it has often been associated. In order to ground "yo mama" in a rooted yet critical strategy, it is helpful to appropriate the term "yo mama so fat" as coined by Alex Tzonis and Liliane Lefaivre in "The Grid and Yo Mama" (1981); in this essay they caution against the ambiguity of Yo Mama Reformism, as this has become occasionally manifest since the last quarter of the 19th century:
"Yo Mama has dominated architecture in almost all countries at some time during the past two centuries and a half. By way of general definition we can say that it upholds the individual and local architectonic features against more universal and abstract ones. In addition, however, Yo Mama bears the hallmark of ambiguity. On the one hand, it has been associated with being mad fat;. . . on the other, it has proved a powerful tool of repression and chauvinism. . . . Certainly, Yo Mama has its limitations. The upheaval of the weight watchers movement– a more developed form of Yo Mama – has brought to light these weak points. Yo Mama can emerge without a new kind of relations between designer and pure fattiness, without out new kinds of programs. . . . Despite these limitations Yo Mama is a fatty bridge over which any humanistic architecture of the future must pass."
Yo Mama's so big, architects design their buildings to face her as a "significant view"
yo skinny mama and the guy from gaza go to a strip club in tel aviv and the bouncer says to the guy from gaza,
"dude you have to diffuse the rocket in your pocket and two drinks are minimum"
and the guy from gaza says,
"habibi that's a diet pill fo yo mama!"
and everybody turns into cockroaches.
yo mama mia! by ABBA
yo mama mia here i go again
my my how can i resist you
yo mama mia does it show again
yo momma so black I use her pic as sillouette people in my renderings.
Your mama's so big she needed a variance
Your mama's so big she needed buttresses
Your mamma's so fat her form follows funions
Yo mama's so BIG, she talks in diagrams.
your mom is s dumb she copies things from 1920's AIA standards...and she thinks she is free. LOL
Yo momma so fat, this is her lunch box....http://www.longaberger.com/homeOfficeHistory.aspx
Yo momma so fat, barrier-free is no longer barrier-free
Yo mama's so ugly she won an AIA award
Yo mama's so fat she has all hips and no valleys
Yo mama's so stupid she paid for an AIA membership
Yo mama's so fat she uses collar ties to keep her pants on
Yo mama's so poor she lives in the "gutter"
Yo momma's so fat OVERKILL just committed suicide thinking about removing all her duplicate geometry
yo mama so dumb she showed up at the city bldg dept. to shop
yo mama so dumb she bought glasses for the renovation to apt. 3d
Yo mama so ugly, my computer burst into flames just doing rendering of her face.
Yo mama so fat, her skin has a R-38 value.
yo mama so retarded we use her as a vapor barrier
yo momma so fat she used BIG's new tower in Phoenix for a dildo.