According to its satirical official website, BLUE CHECK HOMES offers clients a verified blue badge on their homes. "The blue verified badge on your house lets people outside know that you're an authentic public figure. To receive the blue check crest, there must be someone authentic and notable actively living in the house," the site explains.
Simply provide your first name and all of your social media accounts and BLUE CHECK HOMES wait for a review and interview with the company's board. If you are approved, pay the fee and get a crest installed.
Pricing? For verified homeowners, "the BLUE CHECK HOMES installation team will secure your home's very own plaster baronial crest for a fee of $2999.99."
The jokester behind this is artist Danielle Baskin. In a postscript on the website, she writes, "If you thought this was a full-fledged service, please investigate the things you read on the internet! And if you're an artist making jokes on the internet, we should consider adding disclaimers like this, because not everyone understands your commentary and will share your jokes as fact."
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