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Three words: Hot Beef Sunday...

jae

They're serving them at state fairs and crap like that. Its roast beef, a scoop of mashed potatoes, hot brown gravy, and a cherry tomatoe on top. The beef companies' attempt to make dead cows look fun. Any thoughts?

 
Oct 19, 07 1:40 pm
emaze

Soylent Green is people!

Oct 19, 07 1:48 pm  · 
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manamana

I just ate a huge mcd's lunch and that still makes me hungry.

Oct 19, 07 1:51 pm  · 
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strlt_typ

to serve man, it's a cookbook!

Oct 19, 07 1:51 pm  · 
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Apurimac

MMM... With cheese too!

Oct 19, 07 1:55 pm  · 
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Apurimac

Oh, and that sounds really nasty now that I think about it...

Oct 19, 07 1:56 pm  · 
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jae

oh yeah cheese as well. i forgot that part. *clears throat* CHEESE.
there... i believe everything is accounted for now.

Oct 19, 07 2:05 pm  · 
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el jeffe

about as appealing as kfc's....



there seems to be a bacon and chocolate meme emerging lately - anyone else notice it?

Oct 19, 07 2:07 pm  · 
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le bossman
Oct 19, 07 2:08 pm  · 
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el jeffe

following le bossman and from boingboing...steaming pile of funnel cake anyone?

Oct 19, 07 2:10 pm  · 
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NoSleep

taters-carbs
corn-carbs
fried chicken-carbs/fat/protein
gravy-carbs

looks like we need more carbs in this meal.

Oct 19, 07 2:10 pm  · 
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le bossman

it's amazing to me when i travel around the country just how fat americans are. it's gotten to the point where it's just about damn near everyone. our culture can be disgraceful.

Oct 19, 07 2:17 pm  · 
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strlt_typ

i just had some h20

Oct 19, 07 2:18 pm  · 
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all this conjures images of monty python's the meaning of life

"just bring it all in a bucket"



Oct 19, 07 2:19 pm  · 
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NoSleep

i think fat is the new skinny!

Oct 19, 07 2:20 pm  · 
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el jeffe

i'll never forget arriving back in the US after a month in italy, going through customs in dallas, and just being disgusted at the sweats and fat....wanted to get back on the plane.

Oct 19, 07 2:21 pm  · 
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le bossman

would you like a mint, sir?

Oct 19, 07 2:22 pm  · 
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el jeffe
Oct 19, 07 2:23 pm  · 
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el jeffe

it's only wafer thin...

Oct 19, 07 2:24 pm  · 
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Apurimac

I find it interesting how much skinnier people are in New York, personally I blame it on the cost of living there. My calorie count has been below 1000 per day for over a month now and its making me really tired during the day as my body wants to sleep more than 7-8hrs a night to compensate for the lack of energy.

Oct 19, 07 2:28 pm  · 
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NoSleep

Apur, just pick up one of those bowls; i'm sure they compensate for the lack of calories plus some.

Oct 19, 07 2:30 pm  · 
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Apurimac

I'll be on the lookout NoSleep, although the insulin shock may worsen my condition.

Oct 19, 07 2:37 pm  · 
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mdler

Apur

it is also because people in NYC walk and have to look good...if you have a bunch of fat people living in a city, you only have to be sort of fat to look hot

Oct 19, 07 2:52 pm  · 
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evilplatypus

In Chicago, Fat is Hot. I love a girl with a healthy bean eating ass.

Oct 19, 07 3:17 pm  · 
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vado retro

there aint nothin in chicago for a big legged woman to do...

Oct 19, 07 4:11 pm  · 
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mdler

I love eating fat girl ass

Oct 19, 07 4:15 pm  · 
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jae

mmmm fat girl ass... that makes me think of church camp

Oct 19, 07 5:27 pm  · 
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evilplatypus

Well "healthy" ass is the perfered symantic

Oct 19, 07 5:39 pm  · 
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n_

That thing looks soooooo good.

I am not teasing. Seriously. I think that thing looks great.

Oct 19, 07 5:42 pm  · 
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NoSleep

Doesn't hit 1,000 calories. I'm shocked!

KFC
Mashed Potato Bowl with Honey BBQ Sauce

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size:
Amount per Serving
Calories 710
Calories from Fat 261
Total Fat 29g 45%
Saturated Fat 8g 40%
Trans Fat 4.5g
Cholesterol 55mg 18%
Sodium 2010mg 84%
Total Carbohydrate 88g 29%
Dietary Fiber 6g 24%
Sugars 16g
Protein 26g 52

Oct 19, 07 5:52 pm  · 
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xtbl

i don't know, i'd have to be pretty stoned to eat that thing.

i can already imagine it tearing away @ my intestinal tract.

Oct 19, 07 6:08 pm  · 
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SDR

Yup, and yup.

So for dessert, you have dessert dogs: deep-fried cookie
dough with meringue buns, cherry "ketchup" and caramel "mustard."

Everything I know about fat I leaned on the Simpsons.

Oct 19, 07 9:16 pm  · 
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xtbl

ha ha ha ha, remember that episode king size homer where homer was trying to go up to 300 lbs. so he could claim disability?

from the very excellent simpsons archive

Dr. Nick Riviera: Now there are many options available for dangerously
underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow
steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.

Homer: [pensive] Of course.

Nick: [points to a chart] You'll want to focus on the neglected
food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group
and the chocotastic!

Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?

Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with
bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon,
heh...

Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it
against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's
your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!

Oct 19, 07 9:27 pm  · 
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SDR

Homer and his yellow and blue muu-muu -- working from home and letting the little dunking woodpecker mind the computer link to work -- "with hilarious results."

Mr Burns on his tummy on the carpet at home, scarfing bon-bons, one slipper hanging from an upturned toe, answers the phone "Hoy-hoy. . ."

Oct 19, 07 9:43 pm  · 
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NoSleep

my mom used to feed me poptarts. i knew they didn't meet all 4 food groups...or did they? they don't have fruit filling for nothing!

Oct 19, 07 10:00 pm  · 
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perturbanist

archinect is an american site...isn't iy?

Oct 21, 07 1:39 pm  · 
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fokt

That stuff looks so good until I'm about 3/4 of the way through, then I start to have doubts about whether or not I should be eating it, but then I think "I've only got a bit left. Just muscle through...", so I do, and then I almost always seriously regret it afterwards.

Oct 21, 07 7:43 pm  · 
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BluLiteSpcl6321

This post instantly made me remember Steve Martin in "The Jerk" when he's eating pizza in a cup.

It just sounds delicious and oh so convenient.

Oct 21, 07 8:53 pm  · 
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SDR

And the beverage: Apu's Chutney Squishie !

Oct 21, 07 8:57 pm  · 
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hmmm. what's wrong?
its got beef, its got vegetables, its got cheese, and its got sauce. it needs china and silver and red wine and served in a designer restaurant?


lettuce has got a lot of issues too.

Oct 21, 07 9:02 pm  · 
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vado retro

is that tom joad?

Oct 21, 07 9:44 pm  · 
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SDR

He's got radial or bias-ply hair. . .and people crawlin' all over. . .

Oct 21, 07 9:56 pm  · 
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