asians rock at calc 9

But they can't drive worth shit.

All their kids are geniuses when it comes to playing string instruments as well.

all NYC interns work for free and are bedazzled by their starchitect bosses

Q: Which is bigger, a violin or a viola?

A: They're both actually the same size, but the violinist's head is much larger in proportion to the instrument.

Here's an old SNL skit that all this stereotype talk reminds me of.

Amazing Time Savers

Strawbeary, I can do even better than to forget the rest of the US. Here in LA we have forgotten Northern CA as well.

native americans like to gamble too

And can't handle their liquor, er, fire water.

NYC starchitects bedazzle their interns? Why am I here?

I'm starting to feel a little overly privileged here - can we pick on women for awhile?

Like all women know about cars is their color?

Women are too emotional to do a man's work.

women can drive

Sarcastic Stereotype thread?

I heard they put estrogen in beer. It only makes sense. If you drink too much you start talking shit about your friends and you forget how to drive.

hahaha i love that one rfuller

nice rfuller, very nice

You hear the one about the blond woman driving through the country? She saw another blond woman trying to row a boat in a corn field. Infuriated, she got out of the car and yelled "You're the reason there are so many blond jokes! If I could swim I'd kick your ass!"

didn't you hear about that blonde woman who got fired from the pharmacy?

she kept getting the pill bottles stuck in the typewriter

Was that the same woman with white out on her monitor?

i think so.

all Jamaicans have marijuana/ganja fields

well at least thats what people think

They don't? Another dream crushed.

All Jamaicans have dreads and listen to nothing but Bob Marley 24/7. They also knew nothing of winter olympic sports until Cool Runnings...Mahn.

all blacks have 9 inch dick.

even the women!!!

mexicans are short

You can easily spot a Jew for his/her undetached ear lobe.

You can easily spot a Jewish woman having sex for her closed eyes... shes doesn't want to see anyone else having any fun.

Technically, only very far East Texas is considered South for the overlapping Lewsiana culture and accent. The remainder of Texas is a western culture and accent. From what I can figure, the predominant accent that runs from S.A. to Lubbock to Dallas is a mixture of Tennessee and Spanish accents. This is not a southern accent