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quixotica

My lifelong dream is to piss in a conch shell

Apr 12, 07 4:08 pm  · 
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quixotica

Your lifelong dream is to be a hotdog vendor so i wouldnt talk

Apr 12, 07 4:10 pm  · 
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weAREtheSTONES

wow those are cool - but cleaning the urinal has got to be a bitch w/ all the lil noks and craniies
-also the porcilin looks really thin - easy to crack and really expensive

-theres a toilet on the street in i think the city of portland that has a 2 way mirror in it .... from the outside yuo see the mirror...from the inside it looks like glass...you could see all the cars passing by or the local homeless person doing his hair in the mirror!!!

Apr 12, 07 4:14 pm  · 
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i.g.lu.s.

wow...its so beautiful.....its.. incredible...
that guy must have spent like 3 hours shading the upper bowl....

you would think after all the work of making the urinal so 'pretty' that they could at least do something to the pipes and the flusher......like wrap them in some foam... or something billowy.

Apr 12, 07 4:21 pm  · 
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quixotica

Sorry for the defensiveness, I've been laughed at for my conch pissing dreams before.

Apr 12, 07 4:22 pm  · 
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snooker

quixotica...standing or sitting...that is the Question?

Apr 12, 07 4:24 pm  · 
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sparch

it's something that i would put in women's bathroom.
wait... we were talking about urinals

Apr 12, 07 4:24 pm  · 
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quixotica

Standing of course. I don't want no pistols making aquaintance with my rear. Those flowers are Asexual and I aim to keep it that way.

Apr 12, 07 4:26 pm  · 
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phuyaké

where's the room for the anti-drug campaign and or new old west (with attitude) sitcom on TNN urinal cakes?

Apr 12, 07 4:29 pm  · 
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JMBarquero/squirrelly

MAN!! I really like the Nautilus Shell! haha

Apr 12, 07 4:30 pm  · 
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squaresquared

As a British friend once asked me, "Are you taking a piss?"; meaning, "Are you f***ing kidding?"

Apr 12, 07 4:34 pm  · 
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Chili Davis

One of my favorite phrases:

"Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining."

Meaning don't bullshit me.

Apr 12, 07 4:36 pm  · 
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xtbl

a line of dialogue from grindhouse:


"we were just tryin' to take the piss out of ya, mate"

said by a kiwi character, meaning "we were just messin' with ya"

Apr 12, 07 4:38 pm  · 
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quixotica

"Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean, your aim will help."

Meaning, Don't piss on the god damn wall

Apr 12, 07 4:40 pm  · 
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xtbl

reminds me of a sign above a unisex toilet @ a bar i went to once.

"gentlemen, make sure your aim is true, and put the seat down when you are through"

Apr 12, 07 4:49 pm  · 
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b3tadine[sutures]

i would gladly piss into those.

a quote from "So I Married An Axe Murderer"

"....he pissed in the bitches occular cavity..."

Apr 12, 07 5:37 pm  · 
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mdler

they look beautiful...until you put a urinal mint in them

Apr 12, 07 6:39 pm  · 
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+i

i wonder if they make bidets...

Apr 12, 07 7:25 pm  · 
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vado retro

you guys are really missing some low hanging fruit...

Apr 12, 07 7:34 pm  · 
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geimanj

vado- pun intended vis a vis "low hanging," I assume.

I thought this was going to be a thread about euphemisms for peeing, ala "draining the lizard."

Apr 12, 07 11:12 pm  · 
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even in the shape of flowers it still stinks of piss

why pray would someone do that - tacky tacky tacky

Apr 12, 07 11:30 pm  · 
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med.

haha.

I think these designers are forgetting that men usually use urinals.

Apr 13, 07 12:00 am  · 
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SuperHeavy

"Many have asked where the idea for these pieces came from. Well, quite obviously from the bathroom! I had the idea while standing over a urinal many times a day and letting the shape inspire me. I saw a shoe, a mouth, a shovel, a cup, etc."



did no one notice that among the shapes that he imagined pissing into, he listed MOUTH right between shoe and shovel?

Apr 13, 07 4:06 am  · 
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um...









i think this is a sign of the end times.











Apr 13, 07 7:15 am  · 
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Queen of England

If I walked into a washroom and saw one of those I would feel compelled to do a number two in it.

Apr 13, 07 5:38 pm  · 
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squaresquared

Where have you been, your highness?

Apr 13, 07 5:39 pm  · 
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WtfWtfWtf™

Something tells me a Venus Fly Trap version won't go over to well.
Niagra Falls, Niagra Falls.....

Apr 13, 07 6:14 pm  · 
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they are still tacky

Apr 13, 07 8:24 pm  · 
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difficultfix
Apr 13, 07 9:58 pm  · 
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weAREtheSTONES

Welcome to our _OOL notice there is no P in it...please keep it that way!

Apr 14, 07 4:15 pm  · 
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