naw, if paris and britney don't need to wear pants and can go commando then i think all of us should follow suit

Damn i need Netflix.

Oh my god, you just quoted one of my favorite movies!

I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a tewthpick.


I believe I ordered the largecappucino.

"We've got a piper down. I repeat, piper down."

I should probably go to bed.

Go to bed!

Ok.

Somebody's working late :oP



One more:

"Well, that's a huuge noggin! It's like a virtual planatoid. Has its own weather system."

"Actually, all Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

"look at that thing it looks like sputnik!"

"spherical, but quite pointy in parts"

"i had a dream...I was just born, and I was
eight-and-a-half months premature."
man, that movie was way ahead of its time

"he's gonna go crry imself ta sleep on his yuge pillah"

it is a classic...a true Mike Myers classic

"ahhh. evidently you see me as some kind of woman friend"...priceless.

I hated that Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face... Ohh, yer gonna buy my chicken! Ohh!