Ok, so I was explaining to a friend how on the University of Minnesota campus, we would joke how the reason why beautiful women would appear in the spring was because they were at Hot Girl Camp all winter. He laughed at me, and I thought, there must be some internet jokes relating to similar theories...didn't find much till I found this article by the U of Mn student newspaper....so hilarious I just had to share...I guess it really does exist...next maybe they'll prove Santa's real.
Shedding is the process by which hot girls periodically discard the outer portion of their hotness. This activity is under hormonal control and associated with growth. Most hot girls shed their hotness 4-8 times per year. The frequency of shedding depends upon many factors, including environmental temperature, diet, and activity level. A hot girl in her teens and early 20’s shed more frequently than a hot woman in her 30’s or 40’s because hotness is relatively short in the younger years of life.
Healthy hot girls usually have little or no difficulty with shedding and tend to shed their hotness in one entire piece. Exceptions to this include girls with acne on their back, fat girls who wear thongs and a carry a muffin-top, and girls housed in unpopular sorority houses with sub-optimal temperature and/or relative humidity levels.
The stresses associated with shedding can be substantial. Sick hot girls, those suffering from anorexia, or those whose health has been directly or indirectly compromised by insecure and overbearing boyfriends, experience delayed and incomplete sheds. These hot girls tend to shed their hotness in pieces. In fact, many of the pieces remain adhered to the underlying hotness.
The shedding process is preceded by a period of relative inactivity. This period usually lasts 1-2 weeks, during which time the eyes begin to exhibit a dull, bluish-white appearance. During this period, the hot girl’s vision is impaired, which causes them to be rather moody, unpredictable, and sometimes aggressive. The hotness during this period tends to have an overall dull appearance. The underlying new hotness is soft, tender, and vulnerable to damage while the outer layers prepare to slough away.
The eyes again become transparent after 7-15 days and shedding commences. A hot girl will make use of any protruding objects or abrasive surfaces to help shed the remaining hotness. Shedding commences with the hotness at the head. Once the hot girl has loosened and dislodged the hotness surrounding the mouth and overlying the rostrum (nose), she then passes between rough objects that can trap the loose hotness and hold it as the hot girl glides out of the "old" hotness. Discarded hotness appears dry and tube-like or moist and crumpled in a solitary heap. Many hot girls defecate after a successful shedding of their hotness, and consume large quantities of water thereafter.
Ha ha, this brings back college memories. Nothing beats that first really warm spring day on campus. Then again, I was usually stuck in a stuffy studio.
Yeah, pixel! At my school the 3rd year studios overlooked the tennis courts, and on gorgeous spring days we got to hear the calming "pock... pock... pock" while we slaved the afternoon away indoors working on models. Damn.
I had a similar theory in college, but it encompassed more than just the sudden appearence of hot girls in little clothing.
I believed that there was a secret university paramilitary task force (headed by alumnus Gerald Ford) charged with doing the dirty work of making the campus "campusy." Duties included regular imports of Hot Girls and lightning bugs, spraying "book smell" in all the libraries, making sure you didn't get busted while having sex on the maya lin sculpture, keeping the dutch-elm-infected elm trees alive, and keeping the engineering dorm supplied with porn.
one of these days they're going to accept my application. they need a new leader, after all.
Hot Girl Camp..Does it exist? What's its programe?
Ok, so I was explaining to a friend how on the University of Minnesota campus, we would joke how the reason why beautiful women would appear in the spring was because they were at Hot Girl Camp all winter. He laughed at me, and I thought, there must be some internet jokes relating to similar theories...didn't find much till I found this article by the U of Mn student newspaper....so hilarious I just had to share...I guess it really does exist...next maybe they'll prove Santa's real.
i think a more likely answer is that Hot Girls are migratory. they fly south for the winter
They hibernate.
No…they are shedding their hotness.
Shedding is the process by which hot girls periodically discard the outer portion of their hotness. This activity is under hormonal control and associated with growth. Most hot girls shed their hotness 4-8 times per year. The frequency of shedding depends upon many factors, including environmental temperature, diet, and activity level. A hot girl in her teens and early 20’s shed more frequently than a hot woman in her 30’s or 40’s because hotness is relatively short in the younger years of life.
Healthy hot girls usually have little or no difficulty with shedding and tend to shed their hotness in one entire piece. Exceptions to this include girls with acne on their back, fat girls who wear thongs and a carry a muffin-top, and girls housed in unpopular sorority houses with sub-optimal temperature and/or relative humidity levels.
The stresses associated with shedding can be substantial. Sick hot girls, those suffering from anorexia, or those whose health has been directly or indirectly compromised by insecure and overbearing boyfriends, experience delayed and incomplete sheds. These hot girls tend to shed their hotness in pieces. In fact, many of the pieces remain adhered to the underlying hotness.
The shedding process is preceded by a period of relative inactivity. This period usually lasts 1-2 weeks, during which time the eyes begin to exhibit a dull, bluish-white appearance. During this period, the hot girl’s vision is impaired, which causes them to be rather moody, unpredictable, and sometimes aggressive. The hotness during this period tends to have an overall dull appearance. The underlying new hotness is soft, tender, and vulnerable to damage while the outer layers prepare to slough away.
The eyes again become transparent after 7-15 days and shedding commences. A hot girl will make use of any protruding objects or abrasive surfaces to help shed the remaining hotness. Shedding commences with the hotness at the head. Once the hot girl has loosened and dislodged the hotness surrounding the mouth and overlying the rostrum (nose), she then passes between rough objects that can trap the loose hotness and hold it as the hot girl glides out of the "old" hotness. Discarded hotness appears dry and tube-like or moist and crumpled in a solitary heap. Many hot girls defecate after a successful shedding of their hotness, and consume large quantities of water thereafter.
i love being in LA.
it's supposed to be 75 degrees tomorrow
Ha ha, this brings back college memories. Nothing beats that first really warm spring day on campus. Then again, I was usually stuck in a stuffy studio.
In 5th year studio the tennis courts were in clear view from our windows.
Granted we spent the time using a duck call to mess up people/teams trying to play, but it was still nice.
ACfA, it's 8pm, I'm downtown, and steaming. And wearing a tshirt.
Crap.
Yeah, pixel! At my school the 3rd year studios overlooked the tennis courts, and on gorgeous spring days we got to hear the calming "pock... pock... pock" while we slaved the afternoon away indoors working on models. Damn.
I had a similar theory in college, but it encompassed more than just the sudden appearence of hot girls in little clothing.
I believed that there was a secret university paramilitary task force (headed by alumnus Gerald Ford) charged with doing the dirty work of making the campus "campusy." Duties included regular imports of Hot Girls and lightning bugs, spraying "book smell" in all the libraries, making sure you didn't get busted while having sex on the maya lin sculpture, keeping the dutch-elm-infected elm trees alive, and keeping the engineering dorm supplied with porn.
one of these days they're going to accept my application. they need a new leader, after all.
Think you might be in competition with Gerald Fords son Jack Ford...
I understand he is quite the player...
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