we are sending 20,000 more troops to iraq and this is the big news on CNN

what about the other four spice girls? we could really use all of them here since american music is being so horrendous lately...maybe spice girls could re-unite & give us something special

here's a taste Puddles

actually, i heard that we are stopping her at customs, something about being on a terror watch list...thank god!

terror watch list? what is she going to do? starve people to death?

can't we just send the spice girls to iraq. you know, two birds, one stone.

You guys are welcome to the spice girls. We have Girls Aloud now.

she should go into architecture and intern for gehry...

She is funnier than her husband:


I'd love to duet with someone in the hip-hop world such as Dr Dre.

There are so many people out there taking the piss out of me that if I can't take the piss out of myself there's something going wrong.