i thought i was very specific.....dark shirt with grey pants, dammit, you never call to coordinate anymore, it's like you're planning on stealing my clients and starting your own cliched office.
this g-string is riding up on me. i'm calling prada to see if they'll have someone run another one over here for me. what do you think: black or silver?
"eh, you know sonny boy... when i was your age we had to start our own companies and carry our models three miles, through the snow, uphill in both directions.!"
u voot leef mee now ven my hair ist fahlink oot unt my sciatica is on zee freetz!?! u ingrafvuul biotch! i vant all my cd's unt books baak biotch!!! unt don't try unt shteel my ideeaz zay are koapyrited unt zay are protected by zee europeeeeeeunt union biotch! im REM Koohaas Biotch!!
"Hey Price youre just 35 why are your hair all grey"
"Because you dont call me anymore, bitch"
"what..."
"Im leaving, in case you dont know, and im taking my minions with me"
Rem: If only you knew the power of the dark side. OMA never told you what happened to your father.
Josh: They told me enough, they told me you killed him.
Rem: No. >>I<< am your father!
Josh: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Rem: Search your feelings. You know it to be true
Josh: Noooooooooooooooo! Noooooooooooooo!
Josh: So, I was thinking, maybe I could have my job back.
Rem: Sure, I'm just going to need you to take a 2 hour autocad test to verify your cad skills.
dear rem:
i am sorry to say that i have secretly found out that mr. ramus is having an affair with miss hadid. my first suspicions came when i saw them frenching in front of our house. and then i knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in mr. ramus's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
rem: yeah sure..that leaning against the wall pose is a
classic...but what if i put my hand under my chin like i'm
thinking...and then put my other hand on my back
in sort of a relaxed pose...while slyly exposing my slightly
shiny gray pants and unwittingly getting the photographer
to take the picture from my 'good' side...i SO rule.
May 19, 06 3:15 pm ·
·
"Rem, Rita Novel is definitely Renaissance."
"Ja, ja, Josh, und Wolfhilde von Schlittenfahrt ist bestimmt Barock."
vot u say josh? u dint tink zay made zeez trowzerz in zee sise 42 vaistbant? vell f u . vot u say? y do i shpeek in a fake german accent? u biotch!! get out unt dont zink about takink my zilllllver zandals biotch! i am Rem Koohass biotch!!!
May 19, 06 5:57 pm ·
·
Schlittenfahrt: "Hallo."
Koolhaas: "Wolfhilde, it's me, Rem."
Schlittenfahrt: "Are you calling for some metro-sex again?"
Koolhaas: "No, no. I'm calling if Josh and I can come over?"
Schlittenfahrt: "You mean like a metro-menage or something?"
Koolhaas: "No, no. Josh and I just split up and we now need your advise as to what we should do next."
Schlittenfahrt: "Oh, that's a shame, you and Josh made such a nice couple. Let me guess, it turned out you both snore, right? Anyway, come on over. I'm just in the mood to give you guys my new Baroque Pregnancy test. The test results will let each of you know what to do next."
Koolhaas: "Thanks Wolfhilde. We'll be right over. Oh, before I forget, did Rita Novel change her cell number or something? I tried calling her several times and nothing happens."
Schlittenfahrt: "Oh, she's just taking a vacation on Uranus. Apparently everybody's doing that these days."
Prince of Rex (to be sung in the melody of king of pain by thee police
Theres a little wet spot on my pants 2day
Its the same old thing as yesterday
There's a black raincoat that's just like rem's
God I hope people don't think i'm him
Chorus...
I have stood here before inside of OMA
but we got ourselves new business cards today
We're goin solo, so Rem please don't object.
Cuz it's my destiny to be The Prince at REX...
There's a faceted boil that the archinerds love
There's an eyesore in Kentucky that will rise above
There's some silver sandals and some hip HipHop
There's a hype machine that don't ever stop.
REpeat chorus...
Cuz its my destiny to be the Prince of Rex
There's a staff of ivy leaguers i got locked inside
There's no money so they work on pride
There's so much flow and so much ebb.
I don't wanna be famous or so i read on the web
There's a king on a throne by the name of Josh
tappin out ideas on a macintosh
Theres a architecture student takin photographs
Guess i'll break down and sign an autograph
I have stood here before inside of OMA
but we got some business cards just the other day
we're goin solo so please Remmie don't object
Cuz its my destiny to be the Prince of Rex
Prince of Rex
I will alwaze be The Prince of Rex
There's a little wet spot on my pants today....
May 19, 06 7:01 pm ·
·
postcard from Uranus...
Hey Rem, I have caller id.
Hey Josh, see if you can get REX's phone number to spell out H-Y-P-E-R E-R-E-C-T-I-O-N-S.
Add-A-Caption
i thought i was very specific.....dark shirt with grey pants, dammit, you never call to coordinate anymore, it's like you're planning on stealing my clients and starting your own cliched office.
You're right - this building isnt level! Hmmm, must be your drawings Ramus!
rem: josh, i just sharted! we have to go now!
josh: sharted? what? whats that?
rem: dude, i tried to fart, but i shit; i sharted. we gotta go!
credits:
along came polly
hahaha d-junky. no way i can top that!
No josh, you're not having my architecture sucks t-shirt... you've got all my clients what else do you want?
et tu brute?
josh: i'm going to kick you in the face
rem: hmmm...
josh: i'm serious
rem: i don't think you're serious.
rem:i have this striking pain in my back, like someone stabbed me with a knife, right here...
j:oh, eeeerm, really...? how weird...
josh: DUUUUDDDDE!!!!!
rem: SWWEEEEETTTT!!!!
Courtesy of "Dude Where's My Car"
although i am still undecided on who is the kutcher in the relationship...
this g-string is riding up on me. i'm calling prada to see if they'll have someone run another one over here for me. what do you think: black or silver?
Flying monkey? FLYING MONKEY!!!!!
I'll show you a stinken' flying monkey!!!!!!!!!!!
adendum to bigness' caption:
rem: yeah..not so much here...or here...but riiight heeere...
Courtesy of "Tommy Boy"
rem: "when i was your age....."
josh: "what!_ever! old timer"
adjustment to my own.
"eh, you know sonny boy... when i was your age we had to start our own companies and carry our models three miles, through the snow, uphill in both directions.!"
u voot leef mee now ven my hair ist fahlink oot unt my sciatica is on zee freetz!?! u ingrafvuul biotch! i vant all my cd's unt books baak biotch!!! unt don't try unt shteel my ideeaz zay are koapyrited unt zay are protected by zee europeeeeeeunt union biotch! im REM Koohaas Biotch!!
"Are you calling Rita Novel?"
No. I'm calling Wolfhilde von Schlittenfahrt."
"Hey Price youre just 35 why are your hair all grey"
"Because you dont call me anymore, bitch"
"what..."
"Im leaving, in case you dont know, and im taking my minions with me"
-remembier heheh to suck mah dicky heheh on teh wah out heheh
-heheh okidoki heheh
Rem "One word, you hear me?"
Josh "Um, yeah?"
Rem "Plastic, son. Plastic" wink
Josh: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to OMA than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
Rem: "You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't."
Josh: "Who you trying to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"
Rem: "Hey I got a wacky idea. What say we settle this on the runway",
Josh: "Are you challenging me to a walk off?
Billy Zane: "Don't do this, Rem."
Josh: "Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude."
Billy Zane: "It's a walk-off."
dot wins hands down for the perfect application of Zoolander. Funniest thing I've heard all week.
"Oedipus, I am your father."
Rem: If only you knew the power of the dark side. OMA never told you what happened to your father
Rem: If only you knew the power of the dark side. OMA never told you what happened to your father.
Josh: They told me enough, they told me you killed him.
Rem: No. >>I<< am your father!
Josh: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Rem: Search your feelings. You know it to be true
Josh: Noooooooooooooooo! Noooooooooooooo!
im sorry, i couldn't help it:
Josh: Yo, Rem I got sumthing to tell ya...
Rem: What?
Josh: OMA/USA pwn3d j00 neWb!
One year from now:
Josh: So, I was thinking, maybe I could have my job back.
Rem: Sure, I'm just going to need you to take a 2 hour autocad test to verify your cad skills.
rem: <cough> what do you mean... dolce and gabbana??
moments before the photo-
dear rem:
i am sorry to say that i have secretly found out that mr. ramus is having an affair with miss hadid. my first suspicions came when i saw them frenching in front of our house. and then i knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in mr. ramus's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
But Rem, I am a very important person. I have many leather-bound books. . . My apartment smells of rich mahogany.
RK: You idiot! Don't you know I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!
JR: I'm sorry Mugatu...
rem: yeah sure..that leaning against the wall pose is a
classic...but what if i put my hand under my chin like i'm
thinking...and then put my other hand on my back
in sort of a relaxed pose...while slyly exposing my slightly
shiny gray pants and unwittingly getting the photographer
to take the picture from my 'good' side...i SO rule.
"Rem, Rita Novel is definitely Renaissance."
"Ja, ja, Josh, und Wolfhilde von Schlittenfahrt ist bestimmt Barock."
"your room or mine rem?"
vot u say josh? u dint tink zay made zeez trowzerz in zee sise 42 vaistbant? vell f u . vot u say? y do i shpeek in a fake german accent? u biotch!! get out unt dont zink about takink my zilllllver zandals biotch! i am Rem Koohass biotch!!!
Schlittenfahrt: "Hallo."
Koolhaas: "Wolfhilde, it's me, Rem."
Schlittenfahrt: "Are you calling for some metro-sex again?"
Koolhaas: "No, no. I'm calling if Josh and I can come over?"
Schlittenfahrt: "You mean like a metro-menage or something?"
Koolhaas: "No, no. Josh and I just split up and we now need your advise as to what we should do next."
Schlittenfahrt: "Oh, that's a shame, you and Josh made such a nice couple. Let me guess, it turned out you both snore, right? Anyway, come on over. I'm just in the mood to give you guys my new Baroque Pregnancy test. The test results will let each of you know what to do next."
Koolhaas: "Thanks Wolfhilde. We'll be right over. Oh, before I forget, did Rita Novel change her cell number or something? I tried calling her several times and nothing happens."
Schlittenfahrt: "Oh, she's just taking a vacation on Uranus. Apparently everybody's doing that these days."
Prince of Rex (to be sung in the melody of king of pain by thee police
Theres a little wet spot on my pants 2day
Its the same old thing as yesterday
There's a black raincoat that's just like rem's
God I hope people don't think i'm him
Chorus...
I have stood here before inside of OMA
but we got ourselves new business cards today
We're goin solo, so Rem please don't object.
Cuz it's my destiny to be The Prince at REX...
There's a faceted boil that the archinerds love
There's an eyesore in Kentucky that will rise above
There's some silver sandals and some hip HipHop
There's a hype machine that don't ever stop.
REpeat chorus...
Cuz its my destiny to be the Prince of Rex
There's a staff of ivy leaguers i got locked inside
There's no money so they work on pride
There's so much flow and so much ebb.
I don't wanna be famous or so i read on the web
There's a king on a throne by the name of Josh
tappin out ideas on a macintosh
Theres a architecture student takin photographs
Guess i'll break down and sign an autograph
I have stood here before inside of OMA
but we got some business cards just the other day
we're goin solo so please Remmie don't object
Cuz its my destiny to be the Prince of Rex
Prince of Rex
I will alwaze be The Prince of Rex
There's a little wet spot on my pants today....
postcard from Uranus...
Hey Rem, I have caller id.
Hey Josh, see if you can get REX's phone number to spell out H-Y-P-E-R E-R-E-C-T-I-O-N-S.
ps
ding-a-ling-a-ling
now those were some great captions!
dirka
no dirka...dirka
ahhh this dirka dirka...
really
yeah dirka built dirka
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