Girl, will you pop my ball?

Girl, you wanna rib chop?

Girl, would you wear a moo moo for me?

Girl, lemme see dem titty balls.

your definition of best is not the same with mine

a little bit o' class would be refreshing. but we'd probably have to wait until some the women posted their pickup lines.

"I'm unbelievably wealthy and will spoil you silly."

That's one I've sadly never heard but would like someday to use.

Actually, a few days ago someone said to me "You're so pretty." That rocked my world. Sincerity is key.

(the essence of a pick up line negates class...typically)

if you and i were squirrels, i would bust a nut in your hole.

-or-

lets play army, i will lay down and you can blow the hell out of me

-or-

my appartment smells of rich mahogany

date an architect...1/4" = 1'-0"

How much does a polar bear weigh?
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Just enough to break the ice.
Hi my name's...

wow you ugys really need to get out of the studio

norm that is really funny.

Don't worry thats just a sketch model, the final is much bigger

a girl at a party a few weeks back said to me

"your not like other boys"

after 2 min of conversation... it freaked me out


also... no one has said the obvious ones like...

-do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants

-if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

-i must be in heaven, cause girl, your an angel!

- Nice shoes... wanna f*ck?

-and my personal favorite line (which i heard last night at a show)
"your boobs are HUGE!"

A week or two ago at the end of a conversation I said "I'll bone you later."

I'm an Architect!

The ones that usually work, oddly enough are the non-creative ones.
"I'm sorry but you are absolutely gorgeous", or somethign sincere and entirely simple, an honest compliment.

Being decently attractive i think helps a lot.
Love's like a potato, it sprouts from the eye!

oh man, I haven't heard "nice shoes" since high school!

you know, i think we should skip the courtship and just get married

i may not be the best looking guy in the place....

but im the only one talking to you.

ahaha
artful dodger, thats great!

the word of the day is legs.

now let's go back to my place and spread the word.

that shirt looks great on you...it looks like its gonna blow away

Along the lines of "nice shoes:"

How about a pizza and a f**k? (Then if she/he declines: What's the matter, you don't like pizza?)

Are those space pants you are wearing?

Because your ass is out of this world.

I've never used a pickup line in my life.

Have any of these ever worked?

I was standing on a subway platform. There was an Attractive Gentleman on opposite platform. Suddenly AG sprints up the subway stairs for no apparent reason. 3 seconds later he comes running down the stairs on my side.

"Do you have a pen so I can write my number on your arm?"

It worked!!

But it wouldn't have worked if I hadn't already been thinking "Wow, hot" before he made the move. Unfortunately when I called him and we hung out, it wasn't so spectacular. Alas.



You know what DOESN'T work?

Asking someone "Where are you from?... no.. where are you FROM?"
And using the 2 words you know in whatever "exotic" foreign language you assume the other person speaks. I feel so embarrassed on others' behalf when tehy start talking to me and it is obvious that they think they are culturally enlightened geniuses because they know "Ko nichi wa."

Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across. It worked because it takes a while to get and they busted out laughing.

"You can't help but be attracted to me, I'm an architect damnit!"

is that the 1% your drinking?

is that because you think your fat,

because your not,

you could drink full strength if you wanted too.

I wish I was a differntial equation so I could be tangential to your curves.

“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

I've placed a twenty dollar bill somewhere on my body. If you can find it, it's yours.



The problem is, after the 7th time I used this they always knew exactly where I put it. Oh well.

And NotAnArchitect.yet, that's one of the best I've heard in a while. Where do you get your chloroform?

"You can't help but be attracted to me, I'm an architect damnit!"


I love this..!

post-neorealcrapismist, I know where you get your material...Ron Burgundy is the king!

"I just wanted to say that you have an amazing heiney. I mean that thing is really great. I wanna be friends with it"

Priceless.

apparently this works, at least on me:

'so...what do people like YOU do for fun?'

(from my wife when i first met her, @ four years before we started dating.)

"I have a truckload full of Via Spiga boots that I need to get rid of - do you want to take some of them off my hands?"

I'll follow that guy anywhere.

Never used this and don't know anyone who has, but this popped into my mind today.

If you saw a girl you wanted at a bar or some kind of social setting, maybe you knew she was eyeing you as well, wouldn't you have better chances of getting with her by saying "Something about you, I don't know, I just get the feeling you're terrible in bed."

Any self respecting, empowered woman is going to want to prove you wrong. Geez, it would probably be the best night of your life!

Manteno, I get the feeling you're terrible in bed.

Then comes the herpes...

i'm going to throw this out there, throw it right back if you dont like it...i want to be on you.

that movie is too funny.

Screw me if I'm wrong but your about to kiss me.

"Manteno, I get the feeling you're terrible in bed."

liberty bell

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What else can I say to that but, nope!

But the more important question is, did it make you want to "prove me wrong", or walk away from me fast?

Well, honestly, I don't know if you're a man, woman, or that think in Philly.

I guess my point is, more flies w/honey than vinegar.

But the nasty pick up lines are definitely more fun to read.

motions with finger for girl to come over.
after she approaches, say "i made you come with one finger imagine what i can do with my whole hand."

ether that is priceless.

a classic, used yesterday evening on a very cute girl all dressed up for a classy halloween party met in the street:
these shoes suit you perfectly
she was all red and embarassed and smiling and all... I left with regret but I think it could have worked like in the old days...

my favorite (never used personally):

my shoes are having a party, and they want your pants to come on down.

impala junkie's right. the 'attractiveness' of who says the line has much to do whether boring lines work. most men who would say 'you're so beautiful' would receive only a mild smile in return.

to liberty bell, yeah, i'd like to read, or hear, some women's pickup lines. :-)

and ochona, try 'you know, i think we should hold off the marriage so we can get some of the sex'

SS: Asking someone "Where are you from?... no.. where are you FROM?"
And using the 2 words you know in whatever "exotic" foreign language you assume the other person speaks. I feel so embarrassed on others' behalf when tehy start talking to me and it is obvious that they think they are culturally enlightened geniuses because they know "Ko nichi wa."

but i thought the wiggling tongue was an international language?