garpike Then comes the herpes...

does that pickup line work for anyone? :-)

ether: motions with finger for girl to come over.
after she approaches, say "i made you come with one finger imagine what i can do with my whole hand."

yeah, but you made her come without an orgasm. you're a magician who removes the magic.

First

I am Juggernaut of Love, the brakes are shot and I'm coming for you!

......then

You know something, love is like photography, best developed in the dark.

A stranger walked up to me at a bar and asked if I knew where to get a really good grilled cheese sandwich. I said I didn't know and he insisted I would know where to get one! So I verified the request, "A grilled cheese sandwich? Sorry, no." He walked away in disgust.

Not sure if it was a lame pick-up line or a case of mistaken identity.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

not a really a "line". tacky lines are for amateurs and cheesey "players".



only if you see that special, intelligent, deep look in her eyes,

"your eyes show an incredible energy...*pause*... i'm tom. what's your name?"

want a raisin or a date?