...I think you said your a sexual predator...
by the way...war on art fair begins...

diabase, we will attach wings to the RV to come and get you, and it will heretoforth be known as the Winnebago from Space Balls.

ether, shouldn't be a problem jetting over to Chicago/Detroit at that rate. Should take us about 5 minutes actually.

While we're in the jet stream I suggest we go get BOTS and friends in Britain.

After that we'll go to San Juan, PR and get Javier, because I've never been.

Eventually I think we'll have to end up in LA or else we would be leaving out Paul and that would just be wrong.

Why, Liberty, you have made my day. And, just between you and me, I was going to name you as my principal crush, but I am wary of the wrath of husbands...;)

And WonderK = WonderFull.

WonderK, could you please jam me if you fly over Atlanta. I'll have my toast and waffles ready.

i've always had something for design geek girl- her posts are so hot...

better get my conch shell so i can paint a smiley face on it, and break it into shards and carve a smiley face into trigirls buttocks. after this i will take the blood and write a note to this one guy with it. yeah!

bossman...you have been spending too much time handleing wood...let me know if you want to go drinking tonight...late

momentum, you said the magic word = toast. waffles are great too but there is something about plain warm toast.....mmmm. In any case we won't have to jam you in because the Space Winnebago has endless amounts of, well, space. Destination, Hotlanta.

I just want you all to know that this intellectual-traveling-orgy really warms my heart. I really appreciate my archinect friends, especially for letting me be utterly ridiculous in this fashion.


One last pick-up.....I don't know where he is, and I don't mean to rain on trigirls parade, but le bossman....yeah, he's kinda my crush. We're going to have to pick him up too. Gonna have to find him first I guess.

and the r.v. shall be called....further

i <3 rationalist.

??? I don't quite understand, but I'm going to take that as a declaration of ether's love, because dammit, I'm a bit miffed that nobody else has a crush on me!

it's a heart!

=)

in case any curious ladies were wondering, despite what some people say my name implies, I am in fact a male. a male with a beard, none the less!

awwwww.... *blushes*

i just realized that i invited myself onto the lovefest/rv trip despite having no crushes declared for me. /sigh/ always the party crasher, never the bride.

(it does my old heart good to see so much romance alive and well on archinect when there is so much hatred elsewhere in this tired world of ours)

my crushes?

steven ward, liberty bell, diabase, wonder k, rita novel, per corell, TED, john devlin, abracadabra, vado retro, javier arbona, paul petrunia, pixelwhore, evangelical bunny, conversationkiller, le bossman, sameolddoctor, diabase, smokety mc smoke smoke, e, e909, ether, rationalist, cameron sinclair, aml, agfa8x, aluminate, evilplatypus, steve fuchs, graspin, diabase, alan loomis, israel kandarian, silent disapproval robot.

i am not abracadabra.

i got a crush! wheee!

Hmm, now the challenge is on: who is crushmaster?

Any ideas anyone?

as long as crushmaster has a crush on me, I could care less whom he/she is!

crushmaster is like shakespeare: vanished and inscrutable

crushmaster, if you have a crush on me you must be indeed fantastic. you rule.

[and i really scanned that list until i found myself, golly i hadn't realized i was hungering for attention so much]

my theory of crushmaster's secret identity: jam-arch. because he's been fiddling around with different names lately and he's not on the crush list.

i'm guessing it's oe.

or GOD?

i'm glad that i've been able to raise all of our lives in a loving way!

*Gasp!*

Is it evangelical bunny? who is actually somebody else?

Thanks for the crush by the way, and excellent thread. I've got to go plan my Intergalactic Planetary RV Trip now.

Crushmaster, I notice that my name is mentioned thrice in your list. Does that mean you love me thrice as much? Right back at you.

ps: Rationalist, I have a crush on you because you wish to go to Melbourne, which is the city I love the most. And John, you're not too bad yourself.

diabase- you're gonna be dissappointed in me. I can't afford Melbourne this year. = ( Because of the visa requirements, I'm going to take a year to try and find scholarships before applying. But hopefully I'll find someone who wants to give me lots of money, and it can happen next year. Also applying for corny game shows (millionaire, wheel of fortune, etc.) to try and raise the funds. I'll let y'all know if I get on one!

diabase: you're neat, too.
this thread reminds me of when I was in high school




doesn't anyone have a crush on Per??

Rationalist - its the desire that counts...
Let me know how you go. I still have some contacts in Melbourne Academia, so If I can help...

Dear Friends,

I would just like to publicly acknowledge the kindliness with which crushmaster has enhanced our threads in such a loving way!

Although I wish I could accept responsibility for this random act of kindness, I have to admit that I have literally been too busy "goin outside to make out" lately and consequently I have not had the time to pose under the alias of crushmaster whom, by the way, i suspect is not a regular archinect poster but an angel from heaven!

And this brings an interesting question to mind? What should we call the opposite of a "terrorists"? Should those who spread love and kindness be known as "loverists"? Or perhaps "kinderists"? Or maybe "affectionateans"? Should those of us who lead otherwise normal lives and then one day decide to gently touch others whether young or old, dark or light, lean or roly-poly with softness, caring, passion, warmth, tenderness, and benevolent affection not be as celebrated as those who act in a manner to terrorize? Let us celebrate these people too, perhaps we should name them "crusherlings" in honor of crushmaster.

With Love!

eb

i think crushmaster is...mark felt

rationalist & driftwood: relating to comments early in this thread made by you both- Study links circumcision to AIDS prevention

what?! I get no love? I guess that I'm back to staring at the mirror on the wall.....*sigh*

(i am hurt i am not on crushmaster's list.) i'm cute, nice, AND smart. what gives?

you two: this is tragic...something must be done!!!
did you post your photo yesterday on the other thread???

i'm scared to post a pic after beta's horrible experience and all.

i have crushes on javier and paul - what with all of that intellectual prowess with all of the news-reading and posting - or perhaps because i know what they look like, or maybe it's founder-envy. whatever. mwaah. you're both lovely.

Paul is a married man; myself on the other hand... ;)

hmmm....crushmaster is probably puddles

wow founder-envy??? hmm, how comes no one told me about this...

hurumph.

javier, SHHHH! don't ruin the fantasies i have about both of you!

cameron:
founder envy: evny of those who have founded things

evny envy same thing

whoohoo.
i got a mention. (even if it was in the also-ran list)

whoops, i made the small part big and the big part small.

I am the only one who misses Nancy Manguy...?

(I miss Nancy Manguy all the time)

anotherquestion: you're only making Cameron's complex even worse now. very funny, though. And I don't know what kinds of fantasies you have about Paul and me. I'll have you know I don't do that typology of threesomes, but you can go ahead and imagine.

as a child of light and grace i extend my archinect crush to the celestial plane drifters paul petrunia, evan geisler, clancy pearson, and javier arbona. i also offer alms to the wizard karl chu and the beached mermaid maria carrey who transcend order and reason.

be well.

holy shit, nancy manguy is back!

hail the child of light

anotherquestion -- "those who have founded things"

ouch. I weep into my faded AFH coffee cup.

that's it, screw you guys, I'm taking over a small third-world country. *shakes fist*