Don't go there, it's full of sarcastic assholes.

you're right... and I've also heard it has Canadians too.

Can't believe everything you hear, Non... especially through those ear muffs.

It's called a toque you insensitive wanker!

Pronounced 'toke'? Or 'to-kay'? I want my wanking to be more sensitive ;o]

c'est une calise de tuque, tabarnak.

And they speak French!

Sounds like I struck one of these

Yup, people traditionally dislike the French, until they have to deal with French Canadians apparently...or the Dutch

Belgium, they speak French and Dutch! (and usually English, and if they study business often German as well)

They usually speak French or Dutch in Belgium, it is two states really in practise but one country on paper. They hate each others guts and refuse to communicate in the other language so they can’t and won’t speak it and sometimes have to settle for English just to talk to each other.

Great film, you will love it: “c’est arrivé prez de chez vous” a mockumentary following a hitman in Wallonia https://youtu.be/MgjNATHffbw

prez=près