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gnansekhars

hi  this is gnansekhar from India , please suggest me some ideas what to do with place which is shown in the below pics . Actually initially it's a green place later I don't know why the green grass has dead an became like this , so please suggests me some ideas to transform the place . Thank q 

 
Apr 21, 20 12:43 am
citizen

I'm not sure, but I think we may have hit a new low.

Apr 21, 20 1:59 am  · 
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Non Sequitur

burn it down.

Apr 21, 20 7:04 am  · 
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Almosthip

Im not a landscape architect or anything close but my suggestion is to add some water

Apr 21, 20 10:40 am  · 
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midlander

try a rock garden or fill it with marshmallows

Apr 21, 20 12:00 pm  · 
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atelier nobody

Fire Pit

Apr 21, 20 2:11 pm  · 
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Zulqar

or, try synthetic turf to make life easy

Apr 21, 20 2:18 pm  · 
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OddArchitect

Use the space to plant a garden to grow all your fucks for mine is barren. 

Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it ...

Apr 21, 20 2:40 pm  · 
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curtkram

put art on it.  like, maybe a yard gnome.


Apr 21, 20 2:58 pm  · 
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archanonymous

This seems like a prime location for a boutique micro-hotel. 

Can you sell the air rights?

Apr 21, 20 3:58 pm  · 
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OneLostArchitect

here you go... hope you like it. if you would like me to proceed with construction documents let me know... i am really cheap. Covid prices right now! private message me


Apr 21, 20 4:01 pm  · 
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Non Sequitur

I like how you removed the only stepping stone that allowed access to the door... but what about accessibility compliance? Should there also not be a guard with pickets every 10cm? Did balkins design this?

Apr 21, 20 4:05 pm  · 
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OneLostArchitect

he is in India... who gives a shit about accessibility compliance!

Apr 21, 20 4:11 pm  · 
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OneLostArchitect

if Balkans wants to join the collaboration he needs to bring some of that Portland weed...

Apr 21, 20 4:14 pm  · 
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JLC-1

JUST SAYIN

Apr 21, 20 4:08 pm  · 
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Zulqar

how about adding a ladder on this side to get down the hole, and another on the door side to get up...?

Apr 21, 20 8:44 pm  · 
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JLC-1

you'd have to jump over the snakes

Apr 21, 20 11:03 pm  · 
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Non Sequitur

I've got it:

Competition is over folks.

Apr 21, 20 4:38 pm  · 
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OneLostArchitect

we not worthy! we not worthy!

Apr 21, 20 7:59 pm  · 
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leonizer

Take a shit on it.

Apr 21, 20 8:25 pm  · 
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OneLostArchitect

may help with fertilization ?

Apr 21, 20 11:40 pm  · 
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