How do you think these two notable fellows would fare as architects? Monty Burns most definitely has the background for undertaking such tasks as the design of the Springfield capital hall, and the type of discrimination required to do so effectively. He once designed a mass factory for the entrapment of endangered oceanic species. He also had an ingenious contraption to deprive all sunlight from all Springfield commoners. He is arrogant, well mannered and intuitive like all great architects and so keen as to have the entire dictionary in his head.
And how about Dr. Strangelove, the overt intellectual seen in the Kubrick piece about the cold war?
Why can't those idiots in Hollywood think up something interesting like Austen Power's and Dr. Evil take on Dr. Strangelove for the next blockbuster? I can already see it:
"I'm Doctor Evil."
"No, I'M Doctor Evil, I did not attend evil medical school for eight years to have your crippled little ass rob me of my name."
"Hey, you can't fight in here, this is a WAR ROOM."
And in this one, if I have any participations in it, (it IS my idea) I wouldn't have any ridiculous dance sing-along songs with all the actors flaring about causing me to want to choke myself and down 6 shots.
Or how about Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel as an architect. He could make a barnyard stripclub for all his stripper daughters or a storage area for his roadkill he has for dinner.
Dr. Strangelove and Montgomery Burns as Architects
How do you think these two notable fellows would fare as architects? Monty Burns most definitely has the background for undertaking such tasks as the design of the Springfield capital hall, and the type of discrimination required to do so effectively. He once designed a mass factory for the entrapment of endangered oceanic species. He also had an ingenious contraption to deprive all sunlight from all Springfield commoners. He is arrogant, well mannered and intuitive like all great architects and so keen as to have the entire dictionary in his head.
And how about Dr. Strangelove, the overt intellectual seen in the Kubrick piece about the cold war?
Why can't those idiots in Hollywood think up something interesting like Austen Power's and Dr. Evil take on Dr. Strangelove for the next blockbuster? I can already see it:
"I'm Doctor Evil."
"No, I'M Doctor Evil, I did not attend evil medical school for eight years to have your crippled little ass rob me of my name."
"Hey, you can't fight in here, this is a WAR ROOM."
Your thoughts and comments are appreciated.
You may be doctor evil, but I'm an evil doctor.
And in this one, if I have any participations in it, (it IS my idea) I wouldn't have any ridiculous dance sing-along songs with all the actors flaring about causing me to want to choke myself and down 6 shots.
Or how about Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel as an architect. He could make a barnyard stripclub for all his stripper daughters or a storage area for his roadkill he has for dinner.
Rem Koolhaas could play Dr. Strangelove in that Austen Powers movie.
Or Peter Eisenman, for that matter.
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