Would you rather...

in order to restore this forum to sanity and promote intelligent discussion...

...fuckin' goat tower biatch!

I choose the paid internship with the firm that designs such goat towers.

If you had to choose from the following, which would you choose:

A) Living in the above Goat Tower...

B) Sitting for this photograph...

Choose Wisely.

Sitting for that photograph.

I find the woman in the picture rather attractive. 

I would hate to be the cat.  Especially the yellow one.

Now this is an archinect thread we can all stand behind.

Goat tower.

I really, really wish I could un-see that cat picture.

Why do people have to post stupid shit like that?

Answer?  B

Medi, why not play along?  Propose your own "Would you rather.."

Uhhhhh.....Sarah I did play along?  notice the answer below.  I chose B. :D

I was talking about that ridiculous pic of the fat people with the cat.

A, but only if it's Brad Pitt Architects LLC.  If not, then I'd rather be the photographer of that cat picture.

Would you rather:

A: be in charge of organizing a lecture series at The Goat Tower or

B: Be in charge of maintenance at Zumthor's Therme Vals?

i hereby rename it the Goatel.

Goat caretaker. Possibly even more bizarre than the cat photo.

Definitely A. Am not sure of the amount of questionable body fluids that get released in Therme Vals.

Guys, I am proud of you for obviously choosing the only correct option which is the GOAT TOWER.

Nice, Elinor.

Medi, I meant create you own, not choose an option when I said "play along."

If you were to win the lottery would you be more apt to purchase this:

A: Mansion

or

B: Yacht

Duh!

The mansion, of course. I love Lot-ek.

I'll take the yacht.  Then I'll become a Seasteader, but not like those asshole libertardian ones.

Obviously the yacht. There is no way that mansion would be defensible during the zombie apocalypse. 

I too choose the goat tower..

would you rather....

A. Work in this cubicle for the rest of your career doing whatever you want...

or

B. Have the owner of this building be your only client for the rest of your career (all future buildings must be yacht buildings).

Cubicle.  Minus the bottle of urine in the foreground.

WTF is going on with that water edge?!

Bwahahaha, Donna... that was a trick question!  The cubicle is actually located inside the yacht building!  Enjoy the rest of your career, having to cross a cheesy gang plank over that 8 inches of water every morning  ;-)

What has been seen cannot be unseen. I won't be able to go back to sleep after that cat picture!

c'mon guys, layoff my yacht building design. I get enough flak from my co-workers as it is. And I'll have to know that client is a gentleman and a scholar.

I thought my detailing of that water edge was pretty good but I guess not good enough.

Would you rather:

A) Be lead contractor on this Corbu building...

B) Be eaten by this monster...

Awww, that monster is cute.

Definitely, monster.

Nice one, Sarah.  Perhaps the contractor doesn't realize that the monster is located INSIDE the Corb building and thus is there to inflict Liquidated Damages should the contractor not meet schedule?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

A: BURN ETERNALLY IN HELL

B: WORK ETERNALLY FOR THIS GUY

CHOOSE WISELY.

B... only if there's uncomfortable grab-assery and, also, a Nespresso machine available to staff.

I certainly don't see any difference.

Recent New Yorker cartoon.  I say my monster is cuter than your monster (which is also cute):  The  ineffectual paws, crossed eyes and overbite do it for me.  The vibrating horns are overkill. Of course, human hands are undeniably sweet (or just weird ?) !

All of this has nothing to do with the thread; I'm just sayin' . . .