My friends, remember the good old days on Archinect where our beloved haiku thread grew to an incredible length?
We need a new one here, and this is it. I won't be satisfied until virtually ever topic known to man has been covered in eloquent 5-7-5 format. Yah, that's right, I expect to see no less than 825 replies by 5: p.m. Friday September 23.
Just as a reminder, some of the more popular topics in the world today that you may write a haiku about include:
Sex, money, cars, landscaping, working, comedy, Internets, hurricanes, Bush hating, John Roberts, painting, office pranks, motorcycle wheelies that seem to last forever, problems sending email, portfilios, moronic professors, porcupines, and silk panties.
Let the games begin!
collartim
Sep 23, 05 1:54 am
I find it real SICK
when you use your damn SPIT to
smooth your two eyebrows
levasser
Sep 23, 05 2:05 am
one more round, please, so
i'll have an excuse later
when i hit on you
collartim
Sep 23, 05 2:15 am
If I raise my hand
Will you ever call on me?
Say it! Jonathan.
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 9:44 am
these are just so good
it's nice you participate
writing these haiku
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 10:32 am
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm
girl you got it going on!
gimme some sugar
stephanie
Sep 23, 05 11:19 am
rocky mountain high
is what i am working on
the school not the smoke
:(
stephanie
Sep 23, 05 11:22 am
My pink ten speed bike
Circa nineteen ninety one
Makes a happy girl
archaalto
Sep 23, 05 11:50 am
daniel makes train wreck
like shiny peice of leather
induce my vomit
archaalto
Sep 23, 05 11:54 am
"get to da choppa"
says the californya gov
hurricane rita comes
AP
Sep 23, 05 11:54 am
levee takes break time
while hurricane makes double
time to go to lunch
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 12:00 pm
those stinky ass rats
took advantage of my dog
ate up all his food
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 12:59 pm
Louisiana
its fucked for good this time
Rita leaves nothing
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 1:01 pm
mister president
what about the hurricanes
that wage war at home?
pinstripeprincess
Sep 23, 05 1:05 pm
dandelion puffs
gently floating down
summer snow
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 1:11 pm
I want to make love
to hurricane rita's eye
ram my rod in it
b3tadine[sutures]
Sep 23, 05 1:12 pm
obfuscation fades
opportunities grow bright
crush the fear within
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 1:12 pm
lovely miss Rita
please steer for crawford texas
wipe that ranch away
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 1:13 pm
jimmy cooper lies
big men beat his sorry ass
jimmy leaves OC
b3tadine[sutures]
Sep 23, 05 1:14 pm
Manteno the fierce
gripping feathers of the dove
rip its damn head off
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 1:15 pm
betadinesutures
you think you own archinect
with your big wierd words
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 1:15 pm
we all develop
a unique bonding today
writing our haiku
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 1:16 pm
ryan and marissa
make love by the crashing waves
seth gets detention
Josh Emig
Sep 23, 05 1:17 pm
Thank you Smokety
"Mullet Solution" -- A name
For my new rock band.
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 1:21 pm
beautiful boobies
distract from a shark attack
i saw at the beach
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 1:22 pm
let me tell you kid
use a condom and KY
when you screw that sheep
Sep 23, 05 1:23 pm
twelve eleven ten
nine eight seven six five four
three two one zero
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 1:27 pm
oh my fucking god
i laugh until my belly
cannot laugh again
pinstripeprincess
Sep 23, 05 1:31 pm
hmm.. that one didn't turn otu to be a proper haiku.
dandelion puffs
gently floating down
as my summer snow
ra ra ra! they say
it has been one whole year past
it's a homecoming
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 1:32 pm
its rita novel
with his lame countdown haiku
pictures don't work here
b3tadine[sutures]
Sep 23, 05 1:33 pm
i love the mullet solution!
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 1:34 pm
bah, said madam sheep
give it to me rough and raw
mister manteno
pinstripeprincess
Sep 23, 05 1:34 pm
it's friday they say
let us drink this keg away
until the floor drops
(true story)
b3tadine[sutures]
Sep 23, 05 1:35 pm
cornicopia
of porn sticky hands wet page
clean the kitchen boy
pinstripeprincess
Sep 23, 05 1:40 pm
we outnumber you
one to two, yet why don't you
put the damn seat down
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 1:42 pm
no no no my boy
mommy doesn't like it when
you play with her toys
it's no light saber
that you found under the bed
playing hide and seek
besides, don't you know
Luke Skywalker's was metal
not pink and flesh like
those ribs on the side
kind of look the same as his
but it's not the same
his are a handle
mine are for giving me joy
when I close my eyes
imagine your dad
lying right here next to me
his sweet warm embrace
his hands travelling
from head to toe and touching
erogenous zones
before he moves in
and I prepare for his thrusts
he's a real stallion
anyhow my son
like I said a bit ago
this toy is all mine
it keeps me alive
fills my body with pleasure
over and over
night after night I
wish your dad were here with me
and not in jail
no, I'm not crying
I have something in my eye
run along now please
go play with He-Man
or G.I. Joe or Star Wars
it's my toy time now
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 1:56 pm
defication time
long logs slide from my anus
into the deep water
strlt_typ
Sep 23, 05 2:02 pm
let me hold your hand
as we cross the busy street
squeeze my hand tighter
Sep 23, 05 2:08 pm
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 2:08 pm
Priceless 3ifs !!!!
Sep 23, 05 2:11 pm
el jeffe
Sep 23, 05 2:39 pm
my consultants suck
why won't they answer email
engineers are turds
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 3:23 pm
I bet Burt Reynolds
gives such great cunnilingus
with his thick mustache
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 3:24 pm
Sylvester Stallone
was great in Over The Top
that's why I love him
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 3:24 pm
mommy crys her tears
because menopause began
might as well be dead
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 3:25 pm
Our family dog
just threw up on the carpet
now he's eating it
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 3:36 pm
we live with two dogs
craps in the yard from one dog
snacks for another
3ifs
Sep 23, 05 3:38 pm
four thirty friday
conference call with the board
but i don't want to
Steven Ward
Sep 23, 05 3:38 pm
is this really just
a gross out fest for 'necters?
not that that's all bad...
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 3:40 pm
DUDE I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 3IFS!!!!!!! YOU'RE TOO MUCH!
Manteno_Montenegro
Sep 23, 05 3:41 pm
Dan Marino's crotch
has really seen better days
herpes cysts have burst
My friends, remember the good old days on Archinect where our beloved haiku thread grew to an incredible length?
We need a new one here, and this is it. I won't be satisfied until virtually ever topic known to man has been covered in eloquent 5-7-5 format. Yah, that's right, I expect to see no less than 825 replies by 5: p.m. Friday September 23.
Just as a reminder, some of the more popular topics in the world today that you may write a haiku about include:
Sex, money, cars, landscaping, working, comedy, Internets, hurricanes, Bush hating, John Roberts, painting, office pranks, motorcycle wheelies that seem to last forever, problems sending email, portfilios, moronic professors, porcupines, and silk panties.
Let the games begin!
I find it real SICK
when you use your damn SPIT to
smooth your two eyebrows
one more round, please, so
i'll have an excuse later
when i hit on you
If I raise my hand
Will you ever call on me?
Say it! Jonathan.
these are just so good
it's nice you participate
writing these haiku
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm
girl you got it going on!
gimme some sugar
rocky mountain high
is what i am working on
the school not the smoke
:(
My pink ten speed bike
Circa nineteen ninety one
Makes a happy girl
daniel makes train wreck
like shiny peice of leather
induce my vomit
"get to da choppa"
says the californya gov
hurricane rita comes
levee takes break time
while hurricane makes double
time to go to lunch
those stinky ass rats
took advantage of my dog
ate up all his food
Louisiana
its fucked for good this time
Rita leaves nothing
mister president
what about the hurricanes
that wage war at home?
dandelion puffs
gently floating down
summer snow
I want to make love
to hurricane rita's eye
ram my rod in it
obfuscation fades
opportunities grow bright
crush the fear within
lovely miss Rita
please steer for crawford texas
wipe that ranch away
jimmy cooper lies
big men beat his sorry ass
jimmy leaves OC
Manteno the fierce
gripping feathers of the dove
rip its damn head off
betadinesutures
you think you own archinect
with your big wierd words
we all develop
a unique bonding today
writing our haiku
ryan and marissa
make love by the crashing waves
seth gets detention
Thank you Smokety
"Mullet Solution" -- A name
For my new rock band.
beautiful boobies
distract from a shark attack
i saw at the beach
let me tell you kid
use a condom and KY
when you screw that sheep
twelve eleven ten
nine eight seven six five four
three two one zero
oh my fucking god
i laugh until my belly
cannot laugh again
hmm.. that one didn't turn otu to be a proper haiku.
dandelion puffs
gently floating down
as my summer snow
ra ra ra! they say
it has been one whole year past
it's a homecoming
its rita novel
with his lame countdown haiku
pictures don't work here
i love the mullet solution!
bah, said madam sheep
give it to me rough and raw
mister manteno
it's friday they say
let us drink this keg away
until the floor drops
(true story)
cornicopia
of porn sticky hands wet page
clean the kitchen boy
we outnumber you
one to two, yet why don't you
put the damn seat down
no no no my boy
mommy doesn't like it when
you play with her toys
it's no light saber
that you found under the bed
playing hide and seek
besides, don't you know
Luke Skywalker's was metal
not pink and flesh like
those ribs on the side
kind of look the same as his
but it's not the same
his are a handle
mine are for giving me joy
when I close my eyes
imagine your dad
lying right here next to me
his sweet warm embrace
his hands travelling
from head to toe and touching
erogenous zones
before he moves in
and I prepare for his thrusts
he's a real stallion
anyhow my son
like I said a bit ago
this toy is all mine
it keeps me alive
fills my body with pleasure
over and over
night after night I
wish your dad were here with me
and not in jail
no, I'm not crying
I have something in my eye
run along now please
go play with He-Man
or G.I. Joe or Star Wars
it's my toy time now
defication time
long logs slide from my anus
into the deep water
let me hold your hand
as we cross the busy street
squeeze my hand tighter
Priceless 3ifs !!!!
my consultants suck
why won't they answer email
engineers are turds
I bet Burt Reynolds
gives such great cunnilingus
with his thick mustache
Sylvester Stallone
was great in Over The Top
that's why I love him
mommy crys her tears
because menopause began
might as well be dead
Our family dog
just threw up on the carpet
now he's eating it
we live with two dogs
craps in the yard from one dog
snacks for another
four thirty friday
conference call with the board
but i don't want to
is this really just
a gross out fest for 'necters?
not that that's all bad...
DUDE I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 3IFS!!!!!!! YOU'RE TOO MUCH!
Dan Marino's crotch
has really seen better days
herpes cysts have burst